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marias-new-blog-ig · 1 day ago

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Now he's gotta rewind the ominous music again

#i like the idea that the ominous music is diegetic #fnaf

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marias-new-blog-ig · 1 day ago

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Disney Adventures, March 2001

#this is a neat bit of history #captain underpants

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marias-new-blog-ig · 1 day ago

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that one tweet thats like "im probably nonbirnay but i have a job so idrc about that rn" is lowkey how ive been feeling lately.

I think I might be bigender but ive got assignments due so ill worry about that later.

#changed my pronouns to she/he just to try it out for a bit #bigender #maria speaks her mind

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marias-new-blog-ig · 1 day ago

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ilove when someone posts about an issue that's supposedly plaguing society and it's painfully obvious that said issue is not a thing that matters if youre not on tiktok

#i dont use tiktok but i do use instagram and while mostly my feed is like. stupid memes or cool fanart ill occasionally get a discourse post #or my friends will mention something that is supposedly “viral” or “going around” that ive literally never heard of before in my life #and its always a thing that is ONLY a thing on tiktok

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marias-new-blog-ig · 2 days ago

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Ms.Ribble!!

#icon tbh. love her #captain underpants

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marias-new-blog-ig · 3 days ago

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I hope that one day there will be a comedy captain underpants fanfic where it's like abbott elementary or sit down, shut up. Where it's just chapters on chapters of different stories of what the teachers and staff are up to.

#THIS WOULD BE WONDERFUL #captain underpants

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marias-new-blog-ig · 3 days ago

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Shipping a man in a canon het relationship with another man but I'm shaking my head the whole time so you know it's not out of misogynistic disregard for the woman character

#i think about this thread a lot

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marias-new-blog-ig · 3 days ago

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random doodles

#MY FAVOURITE SUPERHERO!!!#captain underpants

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marias-new-blog-ig · 3 days ago

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one of my favorite tropes in chinese literature is when a guy’s wife is clearly a ghost/demon/fox fairy and he just can’t see it. i’m reading a story where this guy keeps getting arrested because his wife will just magically steal steal shit out of sealed boxes and give it to him as a present, and whenever someone is like dude i think something’s up with his wife he asks her and she’s like i’m literally normal. so he turns around and says yeah guys she’s literally normal

#shes literally normal. god forbid a woman have hobbies /j

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marias-new-blog-ig · 4 days ago

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Strong contender for my new fav fnaf protagonist

#were making up headcanons about faceless fnaf characters like its still 2015 #yeah sotm came out like 2 months ago and im only just post art for it now. so what.#also to all my followers who followed for other fandoms i am so sorry but my fnaf hyperfixation has come back full swing #fnaf secret of the mimic #five nights at freddy's #secret of the mimic #fnaf sotm #sotm #sotm arnold #fnaf arnold #arnold fnaf #fnaf #fnaf fanart #marias art stuff

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marias-new-blog-ig · 4 days ago

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My two greatest fears are permanence and change

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marias-new-blog-ig · 5 days ago

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I'm nobody's daughter

My enemies crow

"We're alone with the kill"

#the crane wives

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marias-new-blog-ig · 5 days ago

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A wise old man once said: Long live polyamory.

Last drawings I'll upload before returning to university. I'll probably disappear for a while or slow down. God help me ahdkajska.

Also, hello to everyone who's recently started following me, thank you! I hope to draw more soon :)

#deltarune

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marias-new-blog-ig · 12 days ago

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i said i was going to draw race car bed betty and you know i don't break promises

#WHATTT I LOVE THIS OMGGGGG #reminds me of the rc my brother has as a kid that i was always jealous of #date everything

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marias-new-blog-ig · 12 days ago

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Can’t believe i let myself fall for a chronically online gooner tech bro no one talk to me

#i dont really like this drawing tbh i think theres something off about the colouring but whatever i wanted to post it anyway #urgh mac ilysm its not fair why cant you be real #date everything fanart #date everything #mac date everything #date everything mac #art #fanart #marias art stuff

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marias-new-blog-ig · 15 days ago

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THIS IS SICK AS HELLLLLL

When the cool kid (and her younger sister) borrow the librarby laptop for one day, circa 2015:

(I know the quality on this is gonna tank, so please click to see it a little better!)

New headcanon: Dess liking punk rock has a direct correlation to Swatch having a mohawk in the past.

New headcanon 2: Dess is to Swatch, what Noelle is to Queen. She makes her concert posters and CD cover art in photoshop, 100%.

New headcanon 3: The roaring knight's dark world appearance is the symbol/mascot for Dess' band.

On a scale of 1-10, how delusional am I for thinking that Swatch will have any further story relevance outside of chapter 2?

#i love this these designs are great #deltarune

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marias-new-blog-ig · 15 days ago

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[ * Mike is definitely a cat! ]

#deltarune

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