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Until I saw the pic I thought this was about AI as in Artificial Intelligence and honestly each part made sense- not being original, people aren’t supposed to look like that, etc

I am SICK and TIRED of seeing so much hate towards Al! Al hasn't done ANYTHING to hurt ANYONE! Al is harmless!

But I can already hear the Al haters out there!

"Al isn't original!" No shit, Sherlock! That's what we love the most about Al.

"People aren't supposed to look like that!" That sounds like a problem between you and God, and frankly, plenty of people like the way Al looks.

"Al is just too WEIRD!" Have you ever thought that you might be to NORMAL to actually appreciate Al?

I think you all need to apologize to Al right now!

APOLOGIZE TO HIM

APOLOGIZE TO WEIRD AL RIGHT NOW!

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“Keep your friends close but your enemies closer”

Caesar:

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Having bad skin as is crazy because why am I pulling up to sleepovers with salicylic acid and witch hazel on hand

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I love Pinterest’s “certified merchant” title, as if Crate and Barrel is a traveling peddler

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I try to stay a little optimistic but like winter is not coming

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catch me going to a Sherwin Williams to decompress

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Not a day goes by that I think about what a serve it would’ve been had Ron’s “eat slugs” spell had actually hit Malfoy

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Parents beating up on their kids to “teach them about the reality of the world” as if they themselves are not the reality of the world

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What’s with all the girls saying our Roman Empire is Tom Holland’s Umbrella dance?? What happened to the Titanic and the plague??

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Washington watching the US engage in foreign conflict and running on a polarized two party system: :/

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James Madison being expected to write about 8 essays to defend the constitution and writing 29: :D

Hamilton: >:)

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The fact that some of y’all are GROWN and still don’t know to cough into your elbow instead of your hand gets on my nerves

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I asked my dad how often he thought about the Roman Empire as part of the trend and he said, “I actually think more about the Greeks” he’s so pick me wtf

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Love is like oxygen. You are not selfish for wanting it and you are not a fool for seeking it out. However. Remember that someone who has never seen oxygen could more than easily see and smell carbon monoxide and mistake it for oxygen.

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bro one of these days someone’s going to read The Bible and wanna make a religion out of it

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I’m just convinced that I’d be such a fun celebrity like I know I’d be

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why do songs about murder always have to go so hard

many examples- bohemian rhapsody, kill bill, no body no crime, murder on my mind, etc