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you know how a period is supposed to last 3-7 days
who is that asshole that only has to suffer 3 days
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Water is tasteless, yet it tastes so good.
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noddin’ ma head like yea
movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea
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someone draw me a teletubby fighting a boobah
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is it just me or when I really really really like someone, I don’t pay attention to anyone else like idk no one is as perfect and I don’t wanna flirt with somebody that isn’t them
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Relatable.
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO SAD BUT LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE
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My online calculus student uploaded this instead of a solution to a question on the final exam
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oh so you’re choosing iphone 6 over your iphone 5 for a few inches?
i hope your girlfriend doesn’t do the same.
if you know what i mean…
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Accurate scientific research
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what is a sex drive where is the sex going does it even have a license
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