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have you guys heard of noodles? that shit is thick or thin depending

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a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

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Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

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get in babe we're 30 year old women we're having formative experiences that our teenage years denied us

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dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

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your post made me laugh bro. and yet, i am troubled

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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong

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eating michigan shaped sour candy rn. i'm being informed they're called michigummies

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can't wait for the game to be out!!

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I know who I'm romancing

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GOD i can't fucking do ANYTHING WRONG (throws beer bottle at the wall but it bounces off and lands perfectly right side up)

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The beauty of tumblr is that some people here think that cigarettes get you high and drinking once a week makes you an alcoholic, while others here started smoking at 13 and wouldn't even consider ketamine a drug because everyone does it. And both of them are on tumblr blogging about TV shows from 2005.

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'not dishwasher safe' don't care i'm crazy. i'd put the holy grail in that thing