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boy crush on mermaid

NO???

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mermaid cute

what are you implying here man

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hows living with a mermaid going

it’s… going. a little weird, but… he’s nice enough.

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...I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST TIRED AND TALKING NONSENSE?????

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tsukasa is pouting bc he thinks you dont think hes cute

wait what???

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do you think TSUKASA is cute

huh. where is this coming from. what

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he thought a little too hard about the fact that he has a real life mermaid living in his house

ah. i see.

…wait yeah i just processed that holy fuck

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not that tsukasa yelling is rare or anything but is he ok

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bc hes cute then ok got it

i literally did not say that.

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d-dont worry about it. uh, let me know if you need anything.. i guess.

AKITO MERMAIDS ARE REAL

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[Akito nearly falls from his spot on the couch, looking up.]

WH—

…what the hell are you talking about now?!

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are you letting him stay bc hes cute or are you letting him stay bc hes a whole real ass mermaid

do you expect me to say no to a mermaid. seriously. a mermaid and tsukasa for that matter

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[Akito sends Tsukasa the most ‘what the fuck’ look he could possible muster.]

…yeah. yeah, that’s fine. um… still trying to process. everything. but sure?

AKITO MERMAIDS ARE REAL

@marine-enthusiast-kasa-official

[Akito nearly falls from his spot on the couch, looking up.]

WH—

…what the hell are you talking about now?!

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[Akito stares at the boy Tsukasa has just dragged into their home, his eyes widening when he notices the scales.]

…holy fuck.

i… uh… hi..? what the fuck do i say to a mermaid-

AKITO MERMAIDS ARE REAL

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[Akito nearly falls from his spot on the couch, looking up.]

WH—

…what the hell are you talking about now?!

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AKITO MERMAIDS ARE REAL

@marine-enthusiast-kasa-official

[Akito nearly falls from his spot on the couch, looking up.]

WH—

…what the hell are you talking about now?!

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are you physically or emotionally prepared to have a third person living with you

what. i mean i guess but who?? why?? what???

if it’s one of tsukasa’s friends i at least hope he talks to me about it first.

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HE FOUND A MERMAID ON THE FUCKING BEACH THATS WHAT HES STILL DOING OUT THERE

he found a fucking what.

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…the hell is tsukasa still doing out there?