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when i was little i had pokemon fire red and i was super into creepypasta and i thought the ghost from lavender town and sonic.exe were gonna kill me so i took the game out of my ds lite and put it into a reclining chair so that the ghost would get lost in the chair and wouldnt be able to find me and kill me and i couldnt find the game after that until years later we moved and i was handed a crushed pokemon fire red cartridge

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You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

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wait they're actually calling it the Nintendo Sputch??

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I mean you've threatened to kill me a bunch of times. You once told me you were gonna drown me in a river like a kangaroo.

[warm laugh of fond reminiscence] I did do that

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i feel like this is exactly how i sound when i post on here

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I dont really want to do that

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crying

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https://www.blutonews.org/article/15

Bluto Made his teeth thin for no reason

bluto was wearing his favorite yellow hat when he saw nothing and there wasnt anything, but he still made his teeth thin for now reason, and his eyebrows got so close it looked like one eyebrow

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who needs a woman's warm and loving embrace when you've got Big Nintendo 64 Controller Plush from the Nintendo Museum

I love you Big Nintendo 64 Controller Plush from the Nintendo Museum

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New steven Universe episode

Steven: Teach me the Kaioken Technique Eminem: Ok

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you have to grom it "but im scared" then grom it scared

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weirdly enchanted by this

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american psycho if there was lunch

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Absolutely insane gif I found on twitter

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