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Honestly, the Uma lane pictured here is atrocious as a piece of public infrastructure. Only a thin line of paint separates Umas from cars. They may be moving at similar speeds, but in a head-on collision, pound-for-pound, m₁v₁+m₂v₂, that Uma is dying. You know, like some sort of bicyclist.

I mean, c'mon.

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tbh the current default state of operating systems & internet browsers looks fucking indistinguishable from when i gave the family desktop one billion viruses downloading Free Neopoints Hack in 2005

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Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

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hoolheya

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follow up to this. never let jerma see this

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roboooot... this took 16hrs and it was rly fun. ill post the wips separately.

[oc: echo]

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Never actually seen the original until now

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Nissan R35 GT-R, 2025. The final R35 series GT-R has rolled off the production line at Nissan’s Tochigi plant, located about 100 km north of Tokyo. It is the end of an 18-year production run for the model during which time approximately 48,000 cars were produced. The final car was a Premium edition T-Spec finished in Midnight purple. Nissan remains committed to the GT-R nameplate with a vision to reimagine it for a new generation, though no hints about what that reimagining might be

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whoever bought the domain spidersge.org and had it go to a simple html page with nothing except the text of the famous spiders georg post:

Thank you. You are doing good work. Hope you have a wonderful day

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Everyone thinks that the Tumblr trans fem community is this giant conglomerate of a bunch of unknown people and faces when in reality it’s like, a few dozen of us, all following each other and posting silly and horny stuff. And most of us are burnt out, depressed, and broke and just looking to enjoy the small things in life like making each other smile. It’s pretty neat I think

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