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Is this strange? I see posts all the time that I fundamentally disagree with about religion, politics, health, media, relationships etc...and I just scroll by. I might even read a few comments and grumble internally. But Sydney Adamu haters are BANISHED!!!

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I've tried to avoid discussing Claire Bear the White Savior this season, but this scene made that unavoidable.

They gave that man a whole heart attack and traumatized an already emotionally and financially struggling Sydney...just so that the bitch we don't like could listen and call her "stunning". I repeat: they inflicted unnecessary trauma on a Black family so the white girl could score some points with the audience.

Like, are you fucking kidding me???

Storer...Calo...we don't like Claire. We're never going to. In fact, we hate her now more than ever. We literally fast-forward through ALL her scenes. And is she even "Claire Bear" anymore now that Carmy has *loudly* proclaimed Sydney "THE Bear"?

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Me talking about Claire

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people are clowning on this guy on reddit but uhhh let's pause for a minute and ask...so what happens if someone has a skin condition? what if part of their face has been burned? what if they're missing their eyes? and so what if they just have a fuckton of tattoos? recognition algorithms are aligned with the most ""average"" / ""normal"" features which means any deviation gets denied access to shit we didnt need age verification for 1 year ago. i dont care if it's a choice versus not, dont care if it's accessing porn or wikipedia, this needs to stop

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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

[mariokartinthisbitch]

i need this beauty to collect dust on my shelf

[mariokartinthisbitch]

If you’re confused, so is Carmy.

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Updated masterlist

Started: 06/28/25

Updated: 06/28/25

The Bear

Agrro Rant

Prologue to the Analysis

In Defense of Sydcarmy: Season 1

-System, Hands

-Brigade, Sheridan

-Ceres, Review, Braciole

In Defense of Sydcarmy: Season 2

-Beef, Pasta

-Sundae, Honeydew

-Pop, Fishes

-Bolognese, Omlette

-The Bear

In Defense of Sydcarmy: Season 3

-Tomorrow, Next

-Doors, Violet

-Children, Legacy

-Apologies, Forever

In Defense of Sydcarmy: Season 4

-Groundhogs, Soubise

-Scallop, Worms

-Replicants, Sophie

-Bears, Green

-Tonnato, Goodbye

Spider-Man: ATSV

-Hobie's Moving Castle

[mariokartinthisbitch]

Okay, that’s it. I’m writing the fucking Sydcarmy defense essay with EVERY SINGLE SCENE OF THEM. I’m not falling for Claire/Carmy propaganda and I’m done with being reeled in for more with promo to be met with utter BS. I’ll be back soon.

[mariokartinthisbitch]

how can carmy possibly come up with that many elaborate beautiful ways to convey i love you without actually saying the words and then scream “im your friend” into sydney’s face

[mariokartinthisbitch]

What stage of racism is "literally yearns for her but would never see her that way"?

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I literally hate this fandom so bad because they can’t just open their eyes.

What stage of racism is "literally yearns for her but would never see her that way"?

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♫♪ i think i've falling in looooooove ♫♪

♫♪ this time i think its for reeaaaaall ♫♪

[mariokartinthisbitch]

YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING. I NEED TO FUCK BOTH OF THEM HOLY SHIT WHATTTTTTTT GOOD GODDD WHAT A GOOD DAY TO MAIN SNOWCROW ARE YOU SERIOUS RN 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

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cw: dubcon, manipulation, babytrapping?

You ask Alpha!Gaz to spend your heat with you because he’s so chill. He’s always treated you just like one of the guys— since day one. Never once mentioned your designation, because he doesn’t care about that kind of thing, right? So when you ask him why his teeth are at your throat he smiles and laughs like you’re being silly, and says “I’ve been courting you for as long as I’ve known you, love.”

You ask Alpha!Soap to spend your heat with you because he’s so promiscuous. He’s slept with everyone on base, no strings attached, no broken hearts— obviously he’s a man who knows how to keep it casual, right? But when you’re pressed against him, stuck on his knot, he’s rubbing your stomach and asking “How many pups ye want, bonnie? Ah was thinkin’ we’d have a proper big family.”

You ask Alpha!Ghost to spend your heat with you because he doesn’t really seem to like anyone. Not the type to form attachments. Won’t give any part of himself to anyone, right? But he keeps you prone and pinned with his massive body, oriented so he can watch the door, grunting “You’re mine now, understand? Anyone who tries to get between me and my mate s’gonna end up torn apart.”

You ask Alpha!Price to spend your heat with you because he’s your commanding officer. He’s always been calm, cool, and completely professional with you. He wouldn’t compromise the structure of the team over some biological event, right? But he’s panting, tongue soothing over the fresh mark in your neck, telling you he’ll have a talk with your landlord once your heat is over about breaking your lease. “Gotta get you moved in with me, darl’. Pups’ll need more space to run around. What color do y’want the nursery?”

You ask Alpha!Nikolai to spend your heat with you because you trust him, but you don’t exactly have a relationship. You work with him some of the time, and he’s a good man, but he lives across the globe. He wouldn’t disrupt his globetrotting lifestyle to settle down with some omega he barely knows, right? But he’s cooing honeyed words in your ear that you can’t understand, one hand pawing at your abdomen while the other is at your throat, rubbing your gland and bringing the blood to the surface in preparation for his bite. “Imagine the look on John’s face— when he sees I’ve poached his prettiest little sergeant for myself…”