i like when ventposts self censor in a way thats completely incomprehensible to anyone else like 'im so sick of ****** ******* ******' . im sorry that youre going through it. can i buy a vowel
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*fucking someone nonbinary* you've been a bad person
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daily affirmations
I am a vortex of Bullshit
I attract Toxicity
I attract Negative energy
Wealth and Success flee from me
Angelic guides Abandon me due to my Personality Disorder
My Higher Self is trapped inside of a Prism and being tortured by Demons
Powerful Forces are conspiring for my Downfall
My Crystal's are Busted
My Chakras are Spinning Backeards
My Pineal Gland is replaced.with a Deer Pellet
I suck Positive Vibes out of the Room and Replace them with Rancidity and Hatred
I attract Drama
My Children Hate me
Bugs Grow in my Whiote Girl Dreds
My Twin Flame left me for a Pleadiean Bitch with 6 Penise's
My OF is Failing
My SoundCloud is Shadowbanned
My Volkswagon Golf has a Catastrophic Oil Leak
I have Ozempic Face
I have Nothing
My life is Fucked
My life is Fucked
My life is Fucked
MY LIFE IS fucked.
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I was on a Discord call with my buddy, and I said “BRB” and then I woke up. Words cannot describe the feeling I got when I realized what just happened.
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*girl whos scared out of her mind* i think what matters is love and being kind and thats it
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Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND
DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR
Verdict: DENIED
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