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type of heat that al pacino and john cazale robbed a bank in

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i gotta remember this

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Villains whenever they knock out and kidnap Ethan Hunt: Ok ok now take off his shirt, either that or pop open a few buttons, yeaaaghhh thats it

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im sorry but when you grow up and interact with people irl youre gonna have friends where you dont fw their tastes. sometimes youre gonna meet someone chill whos also a hazbin hotel fan or have a really nice coworker that likes taylor swift and youre gonna need to mind your business and shut the fuck up or youre gonna be real lonely

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As a society we have benefited so much from successful public health measures that we now have the privilege of declaring that we must not need them anymore

Bitch before enriched flour, neural tube defects like spina bifida were far more common. Even now, spina bifida clinicians and researchers are begging to have salt and maize fortified to reach groups that don’t use as much flour. Before iodized salt, the United States had a fucking GOITER BELT. Eleven years after the introduction of fluoridated water, a city in Michigan found the rate of dental caries among school children dropped a staggering 60%— in an era where tooth decay regularly fucking killed people

I’m literally not even going to start on vaccines, which are among the most successful and robustly studied public health measures in world history

You might say “oh well today we all have access to vitamins and toothpastes and dentists so we don’t need those things in our food supplies” and boy do white people on social media loooove to fucking say that. But here’s the thing: no, people don’t all have easy access to those things. That’s privilege talking yet again

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fear is 20 years old

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What's old is new again baybeeee

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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Another thing about the M:I8 submarine sequence (I am obsessed, it could have been the entire movie and I'd be satisfied): it feels like the closest we've ever gotten to Ethan panicking. Like, he's been terrified before, but there is usually something he can do or focus on to get through it. He has to get a case or detonator or catch up to that guy or something. But in the Sevastopol, it's just him. He already has what he needs, but he can't get out. Objects are falling all around him, threatening to crush him. Even when he finds an alternate solution, he doesn't fit in the tube with all his gear. Could he have gotten the oxygen tank off without cutting the whole thing? Maybe, but his first and only thought is to grab his knife. He's hitting the door of the torpedo tube with his equipment just to get it open, which can't happen until the tube fills with water to equalize the pressure. The tube is only empty because the Entity tricked the crew into firing that torpedo in the first place. And after that, success of the mission still means dying, just not dying in there where no one can find him.

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The thing about watching sports or any kind of television or even just being online where there are ads is that I turn into fucking carrie nation when it comes to online gambling apps

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Popsicle Time

The problem with getting popsicles is then you have popsicles in the house and every time you feel bad (mentally, physically,) you think “well why shouldn’t I have a popsicle about it”

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The problem with getting popsicles is then you have popsicles in the house and every time you feel bad (mentally, physically,) you think “well why shouldn’t I have a popsicle about it”

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The problem with getting popsicles is then you have popsicles in the house and every time you feel bad (mentally, physically,) you think “well why shouldn’t I have a popsicle about it”

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A lifetime achievement Oscar means that all of Tom Cruise’s performances are now Oscar winning. That’s right. Including Cocktail. Especially Cocktail.

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My period started on Monday and I had three popsicles about it

The problem with getting popsicles is then you have popsicles in the house and every time you feel bad (mentally, physically,) you think “well why shouldn’t I have a popsicle about it”

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The problem with getting popsicles is then you have popsicles in the house and every time you feel bad (mentally, physically,) you think “well why shouldn’t I have a popsicle about it”