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hi so i just want to inform you that i've found another thing that can fit in the skirt pockets and that is a copy of Les Misérables by Victor Hugo, which is so notoriously thick that it's known colloquially by fans as "The Brick" and most copies, no matter the translation, tend to have proportions that reflect that name
i have 2 copies of it and i haven't tested it with the larger one (yet, i'm going to eventually), but the smaller one really is about the size and shape of a brick, and i can fit it in there comfortably and not have it noticeable, which is IMPRESSIVE
fgkjfgdkhjsgkjgjkfjf oh my god i adore this
thank you for your contribution to skirt pocket science!!
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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made
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When you read a book regarding historical figures or events and suddenly you have massive beef with some guy who passed away like three hundred years ago
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i made a tiktok about the mbmbam tv show and now i am giving it to tumblr










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i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies
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giving unread book back to the library makes me feel like i should be shot
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Anyway now that I'm down a Matthew Bourne rabbit hole at 2:00 a.m., I wanted to let everyone know that the first time I watched this duet it made me absolutely sob.
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Harrison Dowzell as The Swan and Stephen Murray as The Prince.
#i must state once again#harrison dowzell as the swan absolutely wrecked me#also he's a sweetheart bless him
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🌈 NURSES OF THE PITT ↳ @tvdoctors Nurses Appreciation Week 2025
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The end of dedicated music players was a net loss for society
#i miss my ipod so much#i miss being able to rip cds and put all the music i owned on a device i could carry with me
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okay okay I know the point of this is “White people need to put as much effort into learning how to pronounce Black people’s names as they do foreign European names” and 100% I totally agree, absolutely good point
but this tweet becomes hilarious in the context of this clip:
anyways, absolutely put effort into learning how people pronounce their names. just don’t feel bad if it takes you some time to get it right 😅
(also in case you didn’t watch the video it’s “N-SHOO-tee” not “SHOO-tee”)
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watching Spirited Away, it’s a beautifully rendered example of the Small Child Is Needlessly Tortured By Supernatural Apparitions genre.
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