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sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

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Oh Carol

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sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

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The tumblr algorithm has been showing me Bruce Springsteen images nonstop lately. Do they think I’m in love with him and his stupid giitar. Okay topic change what if you were held just like his guitar is. And you feel the hair on his arms and inhale the same smoke he is. Or get close enough to smell his breath. What if he’s repairing the strings and his face gets so close you could swear he kissed you. I fucking hate his songs btw he’s just mildly attractive. Can a human fit in a guitar case

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Redrew this random panel I found on pinterest cause I liked the words 💀 plus its wolverine sooo anything for him. I didn't wanna change too much, but I wanted to make slight ones like adding blood and stuff plus ofc doing it in my style.

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blinded and bound

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Avengers Academy: Assemble #1 (2025)

written by Anthony Oliveira art by Carola Borelli, Bailie Rosenlund, Carlos Lopez, & KJ Diaz

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“Out of the frying pan… and into the Phoenix.” – Ms. Marvel

Cover art for Giant-Size Dark Phoenix Saga #001, “Marvel Girl/Song for the Lonely”

Art by Adam Kubert and Laura Martin

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oh the jungle gym attached to his ceiling. Right

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oh the jungle gym attached to his ceiling. Right

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I find it funny how ''X-Man'' is basically incorrect grammar to X-Men fans. it just looks wrong. we never ask ''Who's your favorite X-Man?'' we always say shit like ''Who is your favorite of the X-Men'' or ''Who is your favorite X-Men'' the latter of which is incorrect grammar and the former sounds clunky af, but they're still better than saying X-Man. I saw somebody say that the reason why is because the X-Men are always together and I like that reason lol.