metta/avery | 28 | they/them tumblr tried to kill me but im back About ask for anything to be tagged, i use the '#trigger tw' format
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#ifeel like the specification of a werewolf *that can change on demand* is cheap#like the vampires have to just be regular vampires complete w all the downsides#but the werewolves get to just sidestep the one major thing that sucks abt lycanthropy? boring question
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Vote for the artist you think is the cuntiest of all (or of the two.)
Stevie Wonder (1950-) solo Songs: "Higher Ground," "Pastime Paradise" Propaganda: see audio
Tina Weymouth (1950-) Talking Heads - bass guitar Songs: "Psycho Killer," "Take Me to the River" Propaganda: none
Audio Propaganda for Stevie Wonder: 1
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Paul McCartney (1942-) The Beatles - bass guitar and vocals; Wings - vocals and bass guitar; solo Songs: "Jet," "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" Propaganda: "Paul serves in the sense that his fashion sense swings between wildly successful looks and absolute bizarre shit that reads as a stylistic cry for help. blessed with the long eyelashes of god and apparently no sense that looking into a mirror would be helpful before leaving the house, Paul manages to convey cuntiness by carrying off looks that can best be described as Hm Well Those Are Certainly Clothes Aren't They. Behold!"
Sun Ra (1914-1993) solo - leader of his Arkestra Songs: "Ethiopia," "Love in Outer Space" Propaganda: "A musical prodigy and pioneer of Afrofuturism, claimed to be 'an alien from Saturn on a mission to preach peace.' Actually from Alabama, but extraterrestrially talented anyways."
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Visual Propaganda for Sun Ra:
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Vote for the artist you think is the cuntiest of all (or of the two.)
Paul McCartney (1942-) The Beatles - bass guitar and vocals; Wings - vocals and bass guitar; solo Songs: "Jet," "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" Propaganda: "Paul serves in the sense that his fashion sense swings between wildly successful looks and absolute bizarre shit that reads as a stylistic cry for help. blessed with the long eyelashes of god and apparently no sense that looking into a mirror would be helpful before leaving the house, Paul manages to convey cuntiness by carrying off looks that can best be described as Hm Well Those Are Certainly Clothes Aren't They. Behold!"
Sun Ra (1914-1993) solo - leader of his Arkestra Songs: "Ethiopia," "Love in Outer Space" Propaganda: "A musical prodigy and pioneer of Afrofuturism, claimed to be 'an alien from Saturn on a mission to preach peace.' Actually from Alabama, but extraterrestrially talented anyways."
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Visual Propaganda for Sun Ra:
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#i really do not want to vote for a beatle in this competition but the first outfit under the cut of paul is pretty good.#and the wrigleys gum dress is so drag....#im abstaining for now im gonna look into sun ra more
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Kendrick Lamar should write a song about being a young witch looking for their neighbor's lost cat in the alps
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The tragedy of Medea feels almost anachronistically modern. Tackles statelessness and exile, involves a toxic relationship w a guy named Jason
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Hello mutuals (beloved) we are in a SAW trap. Unfortunately (hehe) the only way to get out alive is to makeout with our clothes off. 😔 (😏)
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Welcome to the Main Stage of the Cunty Vintage Diva Tourney. 256 fierce musical icons will enter the fray, but only one can be the cuntiest of them all.
#on one hand im seated damn slurpee dammit#on the other hand im apprehensive. I've seen what the average tumblr user considers 2 be cunty and im not impressed generally...#hoping we get some good results from the voterbase 🙏🙏
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I like preschool lunch time because it means I get to observe the Preschool Agora. or 3-4 year olds having conversations amongst each other in a large group. such as today they discussed who's been a baby before (conclusion: "even people we don't know") and who the first people were on earth ("let me guess," said one, "me.")
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"ccute baby bunny compilation" "cutest rabbit videos!" "cute bunny so sweet every video" NO. i want FUNNY rabbit. i want rabbit STUPID compilatiom. I want every video of a rabbit thumping over some inane thing . i want a compilation of ever rabbit thats ever jumped in a trash bin. show me the goddamn animal
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blocked someone for having "strong opinions" on how much they hate tofu . she isnt a joke to me thats my fucking wife youre talking about
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sometimes a mutual you’ve followed for years wakes up one day and decides that they are a WWE RPF shipper now and that’s the new theme of the blog for god knows how long and it’s not like you can unfollow them so I guess we’re just here now
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this is racist on its own but i think what always gets me about these types of posts is (and i realize this is a very surface level observation but) you never see people on here say "western live-action dramas are the high school girls in underwear medium" people will critique riverdale or pretty little liars or supernatural or the such individually but the issue is almost always attributed to the specific piece of media or the writers and not the medium as a whole despite the fact that a large amount of these examples do in fact do the same things people constantly act like are unique flaws of anime (misogyny, sexualization of high school characters, romanticization of underage characters getting with overage ones, ect.) it's all just very blatant
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i think getting an undergrad degree should come with a free "second try" voucher, where if you want to go get a second different degree from any school because you picked the wrong thing as a 17 year old, its totally free to try again
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im worried that if i make post about drying the dishes it will get big and someone will tag it "this websites aging userbase" and i will have to clarify that washing and drying dishes is an activity for all ages. just a glimpse into my normal mind
#i wish they had never made that post . as funny as it is when deployed correctly#90% of the time when i see it im like? ok so you just did not do chores growing up?#like laundry? dish washing? vacuuming? you think that those are for old people? you didn't do those as a kid??
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