i think turtles are a big threat to our national security
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i can’t stand it when people complain about how expensive printer ink is, like it’s “”capitalism’s fault”“. do you have any idea how hard it is to milk a squid
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Liquid.
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Predator vs. Predator
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New and old.
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All rise.
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Nothing is stopping new parents from creating their own languages and raising their kids to speak it.
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There are three certainties in life: 1. Death 2. Taxes 3. Your wife going radio silent and ignoring every one of your text messages immediately after she’s sent you to the store for things she needs
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They’re actually boxing *mittens*
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Depending on how many buttons are buttoned, a button up shirt can range from very formal to extremely informal.
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