i love you trans women 🫂
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Stop cheesing me through the doorway.
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someone please give me 200,000,000 in cash and like 2 ibuprofen you will not regret it
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its the no notes ghoast
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i did actually attend a catholic school as a kid because it was the only school within walking distance and my parents worked all week so they couldn't drop me off elsewhere and while i was there one of the other kids stabbed me through the hand with a pencil during a fight so i guess i'm like. 1/5th stigmatic.
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that's him
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Need minimum 12 hours a day of do my own thang time
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Wait what's a buildings fire evacuation plan if you aren't supposed to use the elevator to get down
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"SURVIVING"
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*walks into your house* its quite lovely in here i *spots a ghostly apparition* ...................well first who is that saultry little binch in the corner
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no more sex. we ran out of sex
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oh sunk-cost fallacy we're really in it now
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