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at this point the canucks power play strategy should just be to tell the ref “nah we forgive them don’t worry about it”

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canucks down 2-0 in first period? only tie the game through the goalie literally going for laps around the rink? don’t score on a wide empty net but score when quinn hughes shoots a shot with a broken stick? score 5 unanswered goals? end up 5-2? EXPERIENCE CANUCKS HOCKEY

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face of a guy who knows hes probably gonna have to put up 30+ min for the next 8 weeks

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matthew tkachuk | wpg v cgy | aug. 1, 2020

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awwww 😭💓

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"it's 3-1 game, 3-1 game... you're fucking nothing" ohh i love sassy quinn

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Hold her down and fuck her stupid.

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Hold her tight and make her feel safe.

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bingo card for next week is all ready to go 🤌

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when the gloves come off in hockey and the players reveal their dainty lil hands

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correct

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This is what is happening in my brain right now since we are so close to the regular season.

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My understanding of hockey from Tumblr is: 'I need that Canadian man on his knees and begging like a dog'

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this is how i’m coping with the fact that idk anything anymore!

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MY. conn smythe winner. mine. MY SWEETIE PIE POOKIE!!!!!

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matthew tkachuk lifts the stanley cup - 24/6/24