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I’m deceased.

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I forgot that Jackles middle name literally means horse. How could I forget

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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real

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whore

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Ayoo just to preempt the inevitable dumb takes we’re about to start seeing;

I am PRO-WOOL

I am PRO-LEATHER

I am PRO-BEES

Fuck the idea of replacing durable, sustainable animal products with cheap, flimsy plastic that doesn’t bio-degrade. Agave nectar and other artificial sweeteners are expensive, labor-intensive, and destroy the environment to be farmed.

Do not buy into pernicious marketing campaigns pushed by dickhead organizations trying to stay relevant, like PETA.

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We go forward.

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jensen ackles (gay) (seething) upon hearing warner brothers would let other people be bisexual just not him

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bro, does this party have perfectly ripe summer heirloom tomatoes or do we need to pregame?

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Hello?

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“LESBIANISM IS NOT A CHOICE, IT IS A BLESSING!” at the new york city dyke march, june 1993

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*cools ur dashboard down*

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This line won’t leave my head.

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Letterpress print on black linen cloth. 24point clearface heavy. This took 4 hours to set the type btw.

Text reads: “I fantasize about a dildo with nerve endings. I type "how to fuck a partner with my clitoris" into the search bar. The results are articles & reddit posts with tips for helping your boyfriend find your clit. I realy think str8 folks should have to search through dozens of search results about Dyke sex before finding whatever they were actually looking for. Anyway. I imagine pulling my leather harness over my hips, the black silicone connecting just above my clit. They kiss me and trace the scars on my chest. They let me touch them & they touch my silicone, they guide me inside of them. I'm not sure what this would feel like, A dildo with nerve endings does not yet exist. But I know it would be as close to heaven as i'll get.”