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what if when the golden trio asked kreacher about rab instead of telling them kreacher apparates them into a cottage in a wood somewhere in france?
what if when kreacher knocked on the door harry thought it was sirius who was answering and his heart squeezed but then the person looks at them and he realized this person has more delicate features, less rugged and no marks of years spent in azkaban
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the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long
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Another day, another delightful Neil Gaiman story.
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EDIT: Where are my manners. The book in question is Once Upon A Tome: The Misadventures of a Rare Bookseller

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hi i would like to show you my magnum ice cream fanart (its definitely not jegulus i promise)


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no more "in my humble opinion", from now on it's "from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions".
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i really don’t like using the phrase “right person wrong time” because if their the right person there wouldn’t be a wrong time and it just doesn’t make sense to me
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They all Talk about how great a quidditch player regulus black is, what they don't talk about is the work it took for him to get there.
no one remembered the countless hours the young Black spend in the back yard running drill after drill never being able to meet his own expectations.
no one thinks about the meals skipped or the injury's that never faded.
no one speaks of the dangerous tricks he risked his life to try and do.
no one cared.
no one remembered.
except sirius, he knew, he remembered...
that's why he got so annoyed when people described regulus's flying as effortless, because sirius knew, sirius remembered it all.
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Annabeth is the stort of person who will solve equations that have stumped mathemeticians for years in her mind while getting ready in the morning and not realize that her shirt is on backwards and her shoes are on the wrong feet.
Percy is the sort of person who will be caught in a harrowing three-way battle where if he makes one wrong move he'll be impaled, and the only thing in his brain is nyan cat running on a loop, like a tumbleweed in the desert
...they were made for each other.
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Jegulus being forbidden love but honestly its just Sirius being dramatic, will always have a place in my heart
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My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn:
Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined.
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My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn:
Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined.
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