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dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

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You BETTER watch out

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283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

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I think one of the hardest struggles of adhd for me is the lack of automaticity. Neurotypical people seem to be able to do things automatically. For them, get dressed consists of one step--get dressed.

But with adhd, it's hard to do things automatically because your brain is elsewhere, both consciously and subconsciously. "Getting dressed" isn't just one step, it's many. It's getting up, going to the closet, opening the closet, throwing the clothes on the bed, changing, put old clothes in the hamper, etc. etc.

And your brain can stop paying attention at any one of those steps. If you're not careful when you get up, you might go to the kitchen instead of the closet. If you're not paying attention, you might forget to put the old clothes in the hamper.

I think this is one of the reasons that compensating for unmedicated adhd is HIGHLY energy consuming. With anything you do, there are a million little micro steps where you can get derailed. I think this is why anxiety is often comorbid with adhd: it's one of the only conditions that forces you to always, always stress about what step you fucked up on.

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LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

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IT'S FINALLY OVER

HENRY KISSINGER HAS FUCKING DIED https://www.washingtonpost.com/obituaries/2023/11/29/henry-kissinger-dead-obituary/

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NOTED WAR CRIMINAL HENRY KISSINGER IS FUCKING DEAD AND BURNING IN HELL

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rest in fucking piss henry kissinger

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He’s dead!🎉

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What does this mean

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the downside of participating in the collaborative culture of the World Wide Web is that when a gay person makes a joke intended to make other gay people laugh, straight people can see it and think they’re in on the joke, and that the joke is also for them. straight girls are seeing gay men joke about their ability to recognise each other and going ‘yes exactly! gay men all act the same and i can always spot them!’ no u can’t bethany. that man is not gay. he just gestures with his hands. yes it’s homophobic that u can’t tell the difference

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and let the history books name joe biden, rishi sunak, justin trudeau, emmanuel macron, ursula von der leyen and every other world leader who did not step in to prevent the genocide of palestine as cold-blooded murderers. may they face a shred of the immeasurable pain and suffering they allowed to be committed against 2.2. million innocent lives.

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The only man to ever

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yuri more like yippee

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