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likestoslay :
( text ) : uh, do you have my pants because i have yours
( text ) : let’s play another game of whose boxers are hanging on my fence
( text ) : update. a gay guy just told me that i’m the most beautiful thing with a vagina he has ever seen. how should i feel about this?
( text ) : i’m sorry about all the inappropriate shoe throwing.
( text ) : you killed a bottle of bacardi in 20 minutes. so much for being an organ donor.
( text ) : why can’t burritos get me drunk?
( text ) : i know you’re on a date and i should leave you alone, but about twenty minutes ago, i realized i haven’t been spanked in years so if you’re still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
( text ) : why is my bath tub filled with mud?
( text ) : i’ve noticed we slowly have begun to phase the “b” out of our bromace.
( text ) : you just jumped of the couch and yelled “hidden tiger crouching dragon!” that’s the answer to how you broke your finger.
( text ) : this is what my life has come to. drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
( text ) : if i open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
( text ) : apparently all year, they’ve been using me as a standard for drunkenness.
( text ) : all i’m saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding i wash the stolen dye from his hair. i’m not doing that a second time.
( text ) : i need to stop drunkenly getting naked. i’m losing all my party clothes.
( text ) : please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. i mean he’s the one with paint on his face. i don’t need him judge judying me.
( text ) : sooooo, how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital, but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
( text ) : hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
( text ) : so much for not drinking this week after this weekend. congrats, you made it until tuesday.
( text ) : i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
( texts from last night ✉ send one for my muse's reaction )
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etherealserena :
“Please tell me that there’s an open bar somewhere around here.”
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“It wouldn’t be the Hamptons if there wasn’t any open bar around, would it?” Marley chuckled softly at Serena’s words. “Though I have to admit that I’d kill for an open bar right now as well. Should we look for one together?”
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natalievanderbilt :
“I’ve always loved the Hamptons.” The blonde mused, a gentle smile on her face, her cheeks just slightly flushed in the sun. “It feels like a nice getaway from real life for a bit.” She ran her hand through her hair, looking around. “I’m a sucker for sea and salt.”
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“Well, who doesn't love the Hamptons?”, Marlene countered amusedly her head tilted to the right. She at least didn’t know anybody who didn’t. “But you don’t really thing that you’re really away from our daily life, do you? I highly doubt that coming here makes us able to escape all the drama we face at the UES daily.” At least, she wouldn't be able to do it as the people wouldn't resent her less here than they did at home. 
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Marley Sinclair’s Outfit to the ‘Welcome to the Hamptons’ party
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Hailee Steinfeld plays games on set of her Harper’s Bazaar shoot.
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evanderwoodsen :
This was what summer is all about. Sun, beach, and a drink to top it off, Eric enjoyed not having to do anything but just let his body soak up the vitamin D. He only occasionally got up from the beach blanket to get a new cocktail, and this time when he did so, he recognized a familiar face. “Hey! I see you made it too. How was the trip here?”
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So far this trip was actually really nice. Not that Marley gave a damn if people wanted her to be around anyway. But so far she hadn’t heard any condescending words about how she shouldn't be here, how she didn’t belong which was worth something, right? And when you were lying on one of your favorite towels, enjoying the sun, a strawberry margarita in your hands, it was hard to be down anyway, wasn't it? Her attention was focused on the screen of her iPhone and thus it took small moment until she realized that somebody had approached her. One eyebrow cocked up she lifted her head slowly, eying her opponent from the bottom to the top before a little smile started gracing her lips. “Oh hey, Eric”, she dropped her smartphone on her lap, “it was fine. Actually I got sick, again, like always during the drive to the Hamptons. But besides that it was fine. And yours?”
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“God, finally”, Marley muttered under her breath while simply throwing her Chanel bag on the bare ground to redo her hair. Somehow she always went ill on the car drive to the Hamptons and this time wasn’t any better. Which meant that she now only wanted to get a nice and cold drink and chill on the beach. “Anybody in for a drink?”
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rosaliemahoney :
”You should be able to hire someone to do all your packing for you. It really puts a damper on the pre-holiday buzz.”
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An amused grin gracing her rosy lips Marley turned her head around, eying Rosalie from the bottom to the top attentively. “You do know that you’re actually able to do that? I mean for what do we have servants if not for stuff like this?”
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Kati → Open
KATI: I can't believe this week is finally here!
KATI: Are you all packed?
KATI: We can head over together if you want :)
MARLEY: You're sure you're writing the correct person?
MARLEY: Cause I didn't know that I was in the Elite again
MARLEY: Tho my things are packed and I'm all ready for the week ;)
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