mars-ipan
mars-ipan
ahkab (assigned Hajime kinnie at birth)
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i am normal about fictional men. put your hand in my enclosure
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mars-ipan · 1 hour ago
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ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever
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mars-ipan · 2 hours ago
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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse
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mars-ipan · 4 hours ago
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and a jpeg is born
downloading kidpix so that i may better make weird ass art
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mars-ipan · 5 hours ago
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downloading kidpix so that i may better make weird ass art
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mars-ipan · 6 hours ago
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good lineup of images in pinterest
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mars-ipan · 7 hours ago
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Long story short, my friends bit me
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mars-ipan · 8 hours ago
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mars-ipan · 9 hours ago
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Quick poll:
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mars-ipan · 9 hours ago
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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!
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mars-ipan · 10 hours ago
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love when my internet gets bad and im just scrolling the dash looking at the diagonal gradients
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mars-ipan · 10 hours ago
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mars-ipan · 10 hours ago
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mars-ipan · 10 hours ago
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how did my brother manage to turn a conversation about me trying to help his medical anxiety into lowkey implying that i am responsible for the fact i have a chronic illness
#marzi speaks#marzivents#i fucking hate those stupid quack snake oil salesmen he’s been watching on youtube#he said he wanted to avoid all illness through a healthy lifestyle#i said (calmly) hey that’s not really possible#and also lowkey that’s kind of insulting? it implies that i’m chronically ill because my lifestyle wasn’t good enough#and like this isn’t a consequence of an action. i didn’t make a mistake#shit just happens sometimes and that’s normal#but i said to him i said hey you see how that’s like really hurtful right? you see how that’s insulting?#and he said ‘well everybody makes mistakes’#genuinely so fucking mean. i had to leave the room so i didn’t just kill him right there#i know that this is a trauma response for him#he saw what happened to me and was terrified#and he wants for there to be a way to prevent it from ever happening again#he wants it to be preventable so that he’s in control right#but that doesn’t mean i have to accept it when he implies that it’s my fault that i’m disabled#or that disability is the result of irresponsibility#i wasn’t even irresponsible! i was always a super healthy kid!#but i guess because i don’t fucking diet or have an exercise regime. fuck off man#pissed me off so bad in the moment but as i was leaving i had a second where i just wanted to cry#bc like. does he not see how fucking hurtful that is?#all of this because he probably has a minor tonsil infection and needs to see an ent#i was just trying to help relieve his anxiety around doctors. but apparently his health anxiety has turned into distrusting medicine#fucking hell. try to help the guy and he insults you. cool.
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mars-ipan · 10 hours ago
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mars-ipan · 11 hours ago
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Today's Walrus Is: Mysterious Ronin
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mars-ipan · 11 hours ago
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mars-ipan · 11 hours ago
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this heatwave is really reminding me that what’s hot for me is very different from what’s hot for most other people
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