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ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever
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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse
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and a jpeg is born
downloading kidpix so that i may better make weird ass art
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downloading kidpix so that i may better make weird ass art
#marzi speaks#specifically the version i used growing up#kid pix deluxe 4 babyyyyy#this is gonna be good for me. artistic growth time
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good lineup of images in pinterest
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Long story short, my friends bit me
#marzi#so i did in fact bite them. but it was bc jar was falling asleep and needed stimulus to wake up#so. friendly bite. bite of friendship
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#maybe a little tragic depending on how they handle my disability stuff#but ultimately interesting i hope. minus. the spells of nothing
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love when my internet gets bad and im just scrolling the dash looking at the diagonal gradients
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how did my brother manage to turn a conversation about me trying to help his medical anxiety into lowkey implying that i am responsible for the fact i have a chronic illness
#marzi speaks#marzivents#i fucking hate those stupid quack snake oil salesmen he’s been watching on youtube#he said he wanted to avoid all illness through a healthy lifestyle#i said (calmly) hey that’s not really possible#and also lowkey that’s kind of insulting? it implies that i’m chronically ill because my lifestyle wasn’t good enough#and like this isn’t a consequence of an action. i didn’t make a mistake#shit just happens sometimes and that’s normal#but i said to him i said hey you see how that’s like really hurtful right? you see how that’s insulting?#and he said ‘well everybody makes mistakes’#genuinely so fucking mean. i had to leave the room so i didn’t just kill him right there#i know that this is a trauma response for him#he saw what happened to me and was terrified#and he wants for there to be a way to prevent it from ever happening again#he wants it to be preventable so that he’s in control right#but that doesn’t mean i have to accept it when he implies that it’s my fault that i’m disabled#or that disability is the result of irresponsibility#i wasn’t even irresponsible! i was always a super healthy kid!#but i guess because i don’t fucking diet or have an exercise regime. fuck off man#pissed me off so bad in the moment but as i was leaving i had a second where i just wanted to cry#bc like. does he not see how fucking hurtful that is?#all of this because he probably has a minor tonsil infection and needs to see an ent#i was just trying to help relieve his anxiety around doctors. but apparently his health anxiety has turned into distrusting medicine#fucking hell. try to help the guy and he insults you. cool.
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this heatwave is really reminding me that what’s hot for me is very different from what’s hot for most other people
#marzi speaks#i keep going ‘oh wow we’re only in the high 80s it’s not too hot out yet’#meanwhile my friends up north are like ‘83 degrees take me out back and shoot me’#I’M NOT CALLING U ALL PUSSIES OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT BTW#IT JUST GETS HOT AS FUCK HERE LMAO#anyways. stay safe in this crazy ass heatwave folks. drink a shit ton of water and take a shit ton of breaks#these are as they say. the dog days
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