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Am I glad that he’s frozen in there and that we’re out here and that he’s the sherif and that we’re frozen out here and that we’re in there and I just remembered we’re out here what I wanna know is where’s the cave man

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i think tom hiddleston is ugly but it seems like no one in real life agrees with me and its making me feel crazy. Please god what is your take on this is he ugly or not i dont know whats real anymore

he's ugly but who give a shit he's loki and youre not???????

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You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.

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franziska my wife I miss her

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He's actually so based

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popular "average monkey learns one new thing a day" statistic incorrect. Curious Georg,

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frfr

the worst part ab having online friends is that to maintain the friendship you actually sort of have to have conversations with them. if we were all irl friends i would invite you into my home, give u my xbox controller & let u play a game on my bed while i lie next to u and coexist in ur space and backseat game you

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Politics in a nutshell:

If I draw you ugly then I win the argument.

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unrelated but does anyone else think google's little bit when you search "Chicxulub Crater" is just a wee bit macabre

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Biden still isn't my first choice but he's actually doing stuff. It's kinda nice.

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has this been done yet

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hay tumblr first art post

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cathy's so sweet and good at her job

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My cartoon for this week’s Guardian Books.

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like as a feminist and an asexual if you ever imply that not having sex / not having "enough" of it is a conservative or reactionary trait I will be running you over with a bus pronto