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TF YOU MEAN “AND NOW ILL GIVE IT (his soul) TO YOUUUUUUU” 😭😭😭😭

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nobody talk to me for 3-5 business days i'm in mourning

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Rumi & Jinu from Kpop Demon Hunters

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Generations of locking the fuck in.

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he’s just whoring around now

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Sonnet No. 33 - MV1

Max Verstappen x Student!Reader

summary: Max falls in love with the cute fan who is also a double major student with a lot to teach him

based on this request

notes: i have no idea if juilliard has an english major, i also don't know how U.S colleges work, but for the sake of this smau let's pretend it does this way

📍Juilliard, New York

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yourusername Uni life, literature, musical theory, and one very important Sunday. Congrats on the win maxverstappen1 🏁💙

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yourbff this max guy owns me for hearing you screaming at the screen for 2 hours 💀

maxverstappen1 Thanks! I like your bookshelf by the way.

↪︎ yourusername wait WHAT ↪︎ user bro blink twice if you’re being held hostage by your own emotions ↪︎ user what is HAPPENING here??? ↪︎ user this is adorable. and terrifying. carry on.

user why is max randomly replying to fans????

user can someone explain how she got Verstappen to engage in emotionally intelligent dialogue because I can’t get a guy to reply to “hey”

yourroomate i’ve never seen you sprint across the dorm faster than when you saw that comment 💀💀

user Max Verstappen replying to a redheaded lit/music major from yale… I smell a ✨plotline✨

user “I like your bookshelf btw.” Sir. What does that even MEAN????

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yourusername New week, new breakdown. But the piano solo slapped and I finally got a flat white that didn’t taste like existential dread. Small wins count 🥹🩷

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maxverstappen1: think you liked the keychain 😎

> yourusername I DID! it’s everywhere with me now > maxverstappen1 I’ll make sure to send you a cap next time > yourusername I think that counts as a legally binding statement

user Max is down bad and this is adorable

user Bro is out here giving keychains 💀

user the bookshelf is now lore. the keychain is lore.

user Max, tell the truth. She’s made you read Jane Austen, hasn’t she?

↪︎ maxverstappen1 no. something worse.

yourbff I would like to publicly announce that i am such a fan of this

user Max said: ‘girl studies books, I study HER’ 😭

user WHAT IS GOING ON HERE I’M SWEATING???

user not me shipping this like it’s canon and I’ve read ONE comment thread

user the bookshelf comment. the keychain. ladies we’ve got a CRUSH developing in real time

user now I’m imagining her studying with live timing in the background while he texts her from the garage 😭😭

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📍Monte Carlo

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yourusername books closed. dress zipped. weekend saved. 🥂🌊

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maxverstappen1 You forgot the picture of me winning.

> yourusername there are plenty of those online already 😘

user THIS COMMENT SECTION IS KILLING ME

danielricciardo The man is GONE. GONEEEE 😭

yourbff My bestie flew to Monaco and came back smugger than a triple world champ

user HOLD ON IS THAT MAX WITH THE WHITE CAP???

user Soft launch speedrun unlocked

user this whole thing is SICK AND TWISTED

user not a single tag but every girl with anxiety and a Red Bull hoodie knew it was Max immediately

user oh your honor they are in love.

user And now she’s back at uni reading Wuthering Heights pretending she wasn’t kissed on a yacht at midnight

user he liked her bookshelf and now she’s in Monaco. we’re in a romcom.

user i don’t even go to uni and I suddenly want to major in Literature 😭

user He’s such a Cancer moon I swear to god

user Is she gonna be in the paddock at Silverstone next???

user showed this to my mom and she said, “she has the look of a girl he’d fall for.” I’m emotionally unwell.

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maxverstappen1 Strong weekend. Good car. Great company. 🏁💙

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yourusername what happened to soft launching??

> maxverstappen1 Do I look like I know what that is?

danielricciardo AND JUST LIKE THAT HE IS IN LOVE

lando "great company” bro she made you eat vegetables this week admit it

charles_leclerc yourusername I'm sorry you have to endure him

> maxverstappen1 Be careful, I know where your dog lives.

user from bookshelf to podium. we rise.

user Verstappen HARD LAUNCHED Literature Girlfriend™ and I, for one, have not emotionally recovered.

user not max's rizz being about a BOOKSHELF

user can't believe i lived to see this day🧡

user HIS INTERVIEW SAYING, “I admire people who are passionate about what they love.” AND THEN THIS POST I'M IN AWE

pierregasly Did she write your caption or do you just sound like this when you’re in love?

georgerussell63 Charles owes me £50. I said it would be Belgium. Pay up.

> charles_leclerc 🙄🙄🙄

user My man went from “I don’t have time for distractions” to kissing her in the garage with one eye closed 😭😭

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heyheyhey girly so you’re absolutely a charles match for me

• You’re the type to instinctively reach for Charles—hand on his thigh in the car, cheek pressed to his shoulder when he’s on his phone, pinkies linked under the table at dinner.

• He pretends to tease you about it, but he’s obsessed.

•He craves your touch when he’s overwhelmed and feels grounded when your hands are tangled in his curls.

•You’re both lowkey terrible at not flirting during serious moments

•Your apartment is full of instruments and Charles loves nothing more than sitting on the floor while you play marimba or piano. Sometimes he hums quietly along, sometimes he just watches like you’re magic.

•When you’re both exhausted, you collapse together in a tangle of limbs on the couch. You talk about Shakespeare and metaphors and rhythm while his fingers trace gentle shapes on your back.

• “You just spent five hours building a set piece. Sit still and let me massage your back or I swear I’ll cry.”

• “You smell like sawdust and stage lights. I’m in love with you.”

“I think that’s just sweat and wood glue.”

“Still in love with you.”

• You teach Charles a ballet sequence for a warm-up stretch and he keeps messing it up on purpose just to have you reposition him with your hands.

• Charles shows support by making a glitter sign that says “MY GIRL HITS THE DRUMS BETTER THAN YOURS”.

• You fall asleep with your head on his chest while classical music plays in the background, and he quietly whispers the names of the instruments he can recognize in your ear, just to keep you close a little longer.

• “I could write you a monologue better than Shakespeare, but you’d probably just fall asleep halfway through.”

“Only if you stop touching me while you read it. You’re distracting.”

• You choreograph a small tap routine to one of Charles’ favorite songs, and when you perform it for him in the living room, he claps so hard you have to tell him to sit down before the neighbors file a noise complaint.

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lando entering oscar's garage.. i'm going to start a rumor

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"oh wow i thought this fandom was dead" you ignorant slut no fandom is ever truly dead. there will always always always be at least three mentally unwell freaks on the internet irrelevant-posting about their little blorbo(s) who have not been relevant for fifty years. this is the way of the world and they are stronger than you will ever be you FOOL

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I submitted an ask but sometimes my asks are broken so I really hope it sends 🙏

F1 Drivers Ship

remember when people would send their personalities on your asks and you would match them with x person? let’s bring it back

if you want send me a description of you (personality traits, physical traits, whatever you feel like it) and i’ll match you with one of the drivers + give some drabbles

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f1 drivers when it’s a wet race and their race engineer requires them to answer a question

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So, I did another one. The 2025 F1 Season Beginner's Guide. Genuinely honoured that a few people requested it and sorry for all the mistakes I've missed. Please enjoy the many recycled jokes from last year and the 2025 exclusive slide "Paddock Pets".

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gossip in the paddock

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all the f1 x gladiator drawings i've done so far

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this is kind of my favorite genre of image ever. like THIS is what the internet is for

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look at my drivers dawg