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ngl ethan being divorcee hot in ghost protocol is so funny cuz once you see julia at the end, you KNOW he hasn’t had sex since the divorce. he’s not out at the club getting coked up and shakin his ass. no one night stands, casual coffee dates, nada. typa guy to have two beers with his coworkers after a successful mission, then go home and play russian roulette with himself with a bottle of everclear and a loaded pistol while whispering ‘she loves me, she loves me not,’ never manages to die, then wakes up in the morning to go do spy work. he’s been doing this shit since 2011, that’s why he’s insane
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shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game
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Villains whenever they knock out and kidnap Ethan Hunt: Ok ok now take off his shirt, either that or pop open a few buttons, yeaaaghhh thats it
#when solomon lane had him shirtless after drugging him#and i found out it was mcquarrie’s first MI movie#i laughed so hard thats so damn gay
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Absolutely insane lines to just drop in the middle of an academic text btw. Feeling so normal about this.
[ A Critical History of English Literature, Vol. 1, Prof. David Daiches, first published in 1960 ]
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isn't it so crazy that 51 is divisible by 17. because 51 is such an ugly number that based on vibes alone i would 100% think it's prime 😭😭 like who in the world would even WANT to divide that shit? 17 and 3 i fucking guess...... 🤷
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Palestinians are stronger than any marine

(Sharing their other link because they have a regularly updated account that they use like a normal person, everyone be normal about this please)
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A wip I've been too overwhelmed to go back to. Trying to give off some Nighthawks vibes (the classic diner painting by Edward Hopper). Hopefully I'll actually finish it and make prints!
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"UNPROFESSIONAL"
Watch out the bear Kim.. ^^'
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if kim kitsuragi was in star wars would he be like syril karn
#disco elysium#sorry for crossing over all my interests#i would love for kim to be a rebel#but let’s be fr
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