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Yes i Enjoy Your Problematic Content. Cant Wait to Follow Your 5th Account My Mutual

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me liking a mutual’s post that directly contradicts an opinion i posted earlier in the day

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while you were baking bread and watering houseplants in 2020 i was on the front lines selling cigarettes to your unmasked grandfather

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The first rule of gun safety is to relax and have fun

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i thought labubu was new slang for pussy.

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thinking about how my parents did everything in their power to hide 9/11 from me as a child to the point of taking away my TV and preventing me from going outside so when we went to a 1-year anniversary church service about it in 2002 i thought the pastor was recounting the story from scripture and was like wtf how did i not notice there were planes in bible times that's crazy and then i went and pissed all over the church bathroom floor to test if i had free will

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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

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Drinking alone is very regal. disheveled dress and hair. slumped over on the throne. empty look in the eyes. come and swear fealty to the unstable princess

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LMFAO

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Just jerked my shit during lunch break 😊

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& they say romance is dead

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U a little girl. Signed, The taliban