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Iām happy for you
I really am it just hurts to see you happy when myself is in shambles and am not the one making you happy.
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āI donāt dream at night, I dream at day, I dream all day; Iām dreaming for living.ā
ā Steven Spielberg
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I prefer loneliness over fake company
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being single is like⦠itās just you and your bottle of water
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you deserve someone who is sure about you.
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imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured⦠and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it⦠yes god
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where are those big bang theory memes where sheldon is saying random words instead of bazinga
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once you start wearing big t-shirts you never go back to the ones that fit
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The Lincoln Assassination is really just wild if you think about it for a moment. The younger brother of one of the most famous actors in the country- himself a famous actor and heartthrob in his own right- killed the President in a theatre and yelled āSic semper tyrannis,ā a line often associated with Brutus, a character that his brother had famously played.
Like, imagine if Liam Hemsworth killed the Prime Minister of Australia at a red carpet movie premiere or something and yelled āI went for the head,ā and Chris had to leave the Avengers press tour to tell everyone, āI swear I had nothing to do with this.ā Imagine how weird that would be.
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i am FUCKED yāall
my friend and i were talking about how we donāt think asexuals are lgbt, and our other friend got super mad at us. we tried explaining to her that no no no itās fine itās just our opinion, and we didnāt really understand why she was so upset
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turns out sheās asexual. fuck
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