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Alphinaud: You can't stop us, father!

Alisaie: We do what we want!

Fourchenault: I'm telling your mother

Both: W-wait!

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

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Oh so when I have a monster for breakfast it's "unhealthy" and "not taking care of yourself", but when Laios dungeon meshi-

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Q+A from library visit where I read my comic about a skeleton that plays the fiddle

Kid: Is this fiction?

Me: Yeah

Kid: I kinda thought so

Me: Oh really? Why?

Kid: Because skeletons aren't real

Me: Skeletons are real. You have one!

Kid, jumping up out of his seat: Yeah but they don't move around!!

Me: Your skeleton's moving around right now!

Kid, yelling: THAT'S!! DIFFERENT!!!

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everyone shut up and

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req'd by @alexaloraetheris

i know what this is probably supposed to be about, but all i can think of is when i'm at the end of the day of amusement park-going and I'm trying to get on enough rides for my money's worth

text: The flesh is unwilling and honestly, the spirit isn't too keen on the idea, either.

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Friends

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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

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wheelchairs and canes and glasses and hearing aids and every single other disability aid should be free btw and if you disagree i hate you

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monkyeon’s stickchuck has me in tears 💀

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I was watching bluey with my partners 4yr old the other day and let me tell you the house moving episode had no right to do THAT to me

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Oh so when I have a monster for breakfast it's "unhealthy" and "not taking care of yourself", but when Laios dungeon meshi-