Jane / 23 / 馃嚭馃嚫 (unfortunately) / attempting to be a person in the world / staying silly
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My controversial "Fish Kwizatz Haderach" program aims to bioaccumulate and biomagnify enough mercury into a single marlin to give it the ability to see the future
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She was a 50 y.o. Siberian woman from 2500 years ago, living a nomadic lifestyle, and look at her tattoos...
Look...
I'm going to cry
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As if there weren鈥檛 enough ways to post to Tumblr, look what聽Marco got working.
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seriously cannot in good faith believe she thought that it was pronounced deedee megadoodoo
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The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster
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people act like 20-22 year olds are adults who should be fully responsible and knowledgeable and with it and it鈥檚 like have you ever been 20, 21, 22? i knew nothing, i woke up every day dumb as rocks and made every bad choice possible until i went to bed
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I Have My Own Way Of Doing Things That Youre Going To Respect
Im Clean
Im Natural
Computers Respond Nicely To My Input
I Am A Reasonable Sort
Many People Say I Look Like Young Elvis
Many People Say I Look Like The Beatles
Even Simple Men Can Understand My Statutes
I Defeated 1000 Enemies And I Dismayed 1000 Liars
I鈥檓 In The Nude鈥擶hich Is O.K.
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