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Jason after spending years as an unsupervised globetrotting teenager with a fake ID and free cash

(To me)

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Honestly, with all the tradwife cooking trash circulating, it only makes me love B Dylan Hollis more for baking vintage recipes while being openly gay, making sexual jokes, and screaming at the ingredients. He's the antithesis of every soft-spoken cishet woman cooking for her husband and children. You don't have to be an idyllic cottagecore housewife to cook.

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If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

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sooo…..

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omg he loves him so much that makes them look stupid

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Taking IG doodle requests and a gentle soul suggested merlin/arthur 😔💖🧚

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just saw someone say they were "hyperfixated" on cooking with seasonal squash i love that nothing means anything

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what about jealous Merlin???

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Saw a meme of this with atla so I had to make a Merthur version, featuring my favorite pic of Gwen ofc.

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nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

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The prophesied Once and Future King 👑

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merlin has more strength than me bc if I heard uther pendragon bitch and moan about how magic only brings harm after I just saved his sons life for the ten billionth time that year with my magic and almost died yet again, I fear id accidentally turn him into a log

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touch @merthurmicrofic

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Arthur has the opposite of a competency kink, i fear

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Prince and Sorcerer