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today one of the student workers at my job told me that if sheâs struggling to remember something important in her course work sheâll wait until her professor asks a question related to that topic during a lecture and then sheâll purposefully raise her hand and answer it wrong because, and I quote, âthe combined shame and embarrassment of getting an answer wrong in front of more than a hundred of your peers will make sure that youâll never forget what the right answer actually wasâ and if that is not the most next level balls to the wall bonkers extrovert thing Iâve ever heard then I donât know what is
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The holy grail of searching through academic literature is coming across a string of publications that are like:
Hereâs An Idea. Smith et al. 2016
Terrible Idea; a comment on Smith et al. 2016. Johnson 2016.
Youâre Wrong Too; a response to Johnson 2016. Nelson 2016.
Guys Just Stop Fighting, None Of Us Know Whatâs Going On; a Review of the Current Literature. McBrien 2017.
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reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.
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GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART
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This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.
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I still canât get over what brits call musical notes like bro please Iâm trying so hard to take this country seriously
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obsessed with the woman at the dmv who replied with a firm ânoâ when asked if she wanted to be an organ donor but when the clerk asked âdo you want junk mail? we sell your name and address to companiesâ she paused and gave a very thoughtful yet decisive ââŚyeahâ
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i'm not saying people shouldn't be reading more books, but i do think it's funny how many people thinking "reading comprehension" is just about how good you are at reading books and not like. criticial thinking skills.
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I wish Americans fucked with more foreign music. You donât have to know the language to appreciate a good record. Folks in other countries listen to our music and donât speak a lick of english. Music needs no translator
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đđ END STAGE DISCOURSE!! END STAGE DISCOURSE!! WE HAVE ARRIVED AT "FICTIONAL SEX IS COERCIVE BECAUSE CHARACTERS ARE BEING FORCED TO DO THINGS BY THE AUTHOR"!!!! đđ
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kaiba and gojo go to drawfee variety hour (real)
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When I was little my momâs meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didnât like anyone elseâs, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay
Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so hereâs the recipe
4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger
1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix
1 TBs ketchup
1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,
1 Tbs bbq sauce
1 Tbs steak sauce
1 egg
mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if youâre feeling dangerous)
You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if itâs just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf
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I tap the mic. âMost people donât want to crawl down your chimney and steal your dog.â
the crowd murmurs uncertainly.
âIf someone wants to steal your dog,â I continue, âthere are easier ways to do that. They donât have to crawl into a chimney.â
Murmuring intensifies. People stand in their seats and begin to boo.
âPeople disguising themselves as chimney sweepers and stealing dogs is not a rational fear,â I shout. âLiterally anyone could steal your dog. Why make sweeping chimneys illegal?â
âI have a list of chimney sweeps who stole dogs from parks!â Someone yells, throwing a shoe.
âYou seriously think no chimney sweepers could possibly ever steal from a home?â Another cries.
âOnly a dog thief would even want to crawl into a chimney to begin with!â Says a third.
A single tear rolls down my cheek. They are all so fucking stupid
This is a metaphor
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Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.
Bill Nye now:
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