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I am not immune to best friends who are in love with each other

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they do this several times a day no question (it works)

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Bernard rushed to delete the RPF he wrote when he was 17 off of ao3 the moment he realized Tim was Robin because he did NOT want to have a conversation about why he has insert reader young justice harem fanfiction

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shirt design coming soon~

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Gay bitch

says the gay bitch…

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AND I’LL DO IT AGIN!

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EVERYONE WHO SEES THIS WHO ENJOYS THE MAURADERS GO FOLLOW THIS PERSON IMMEDIATELY THEYRE VERY COOL AND AWESOME

Remus Lupin my beloved…

V.1 and V.2

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day 3: faults. and she has none

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pt.83

god i LOVE how to train your dragon

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"Ya look like a freaking deer dad"

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blood ritual — James and Lily Potter circa 1981

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part 2

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The Raven Boys Rizz Ranked

6. That one cray guy who tried to seduce his crush by kidnapping his crushes little brother and stuffing him into a car which is suprisingly not effective. Heard he died which is kinda awkies.

5. In almost dead last is ironically everyone’s favourite evader of death. You guessed right! Gansey boy!!! Reading through his first interaction with Blue was so painful I almost permanently died. However, credit were credit is due because he did somehow get with her at the end but he is just lucky Blue is deadsexual.

4. Ronan - bless his heart he tried but fuck is he embarrassing to watch sometimes. I’m not even going to detail all of the second hand embarrassment I had watching him flirt. But hey at least he didn’t call his crush a prostitute and then try and set them up with his bestie because of his saviour complex and crippling lack of self worth. Also his lil gifts were so sweet like A+ for effort.

3. The bisexual king himself Adam Parrish who could pull anybody in Henrietta with complete and utter ease. His only downfall is being kinda creepy being possessed by a forest and all but you know what some people find that hot (not me of course …). ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT ADAM IN A LEATHER JACKET BECAUSE WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT ENOUGH. Also you know the line in call down the hawk where he was like I need to take off your clothes!!! Damn he is kind of being robbed at 3rd.

2. My husband and everyone’s favourite man whore DECLAN TADHG LYNCH. My boy pulled 3 Ashley’s is a row and the goddess that is Jordan and he had me giggling at every single turn. Nothing is more seductive than a plain white guy with stomach issues and an art kink. Everyone hated you because they weren’t you and that’s why all of the bitches who slut shamed him *cough*Gansey*cough*Adam*cough*Ronan *cough* are ranked lower than him. Also his murder spree in Greywaren is the sexiest scene ever written, you cannot argue me on this. PSA: before anyone comes with for me for putting him above Adam just remember there is textual evidence of Adam literally learning to flirt off of Declan after observing him in trb. HE WAS THE TRENDSETTER.

1. Noah - Sometimes being creepy and dead can have it’s benefits. He saw his opportunity to kiss Blue and he fucking ran with it. He really said I know someone you could kiss 🤭 and I admire that confidence which I firmly believe makes him extremely deserving of 1st place. The ability to pull bitches whilst literally decomposing is quite frankly unbeatable.

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worst thing about trc is that blue is not even subtly implied to like women. like i know but does she.

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character sheets bcos i’m imposing my headcannons on everyone

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Huge fan of how Blue constructing little trees on her walls parallels Gansey recreating Henrietta on the floor in Monmouth... the way they only feel like they really belong in one specific place and they're desperately trying to bring it closer to them

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I am sorry to everyone who tagged me in some tag game and I never responded. I saw it and thought “aww they thought of me” and proceeded to forget about it right after