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sleeping with a knife beside me in bed, not because i’m afraid but because it is like a lover to me

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15 psychological tortures that will "Wow!" him in the horror labyrinth 😍

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15 psychological tortures that will "Wow!" him in the horror labyrinth 😍

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there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"

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Should I break up with my roommate? We’re not dating or anything but the friendship is getting a little homoerotic and I’m scared of intimacy

Get more homoerotic

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

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via

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now that reddit has gone to shit and like half their users are protesting, how do you react to the idea that more creditors might spend their time on tumblr?

all websites fall but tumblr, like a cockroach, still stands

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my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen

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GUYS. GUYS WE FINALLY WON

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L + RATIO + THE HOLE YOU PUT ME IN WASN’T DEEP ENOUGH AND I’M CRAWLING OUT NOW <3