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wayyy downnn

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Okay its not really a pet peeve of mine, but I do think it is wasted potential whenever people brush over Ford calling Stan his "baby brother" or "younger twin" or whatever, because twins don't really DO that, unless of course, they are trying to be a little shit.

And Ford. Ford is a master at using that card.

Yes I get the angst hurt/comfort appeal of Ford going "thats my baby brother!" But consider instead, he only brings up the order of their birth SPECIFICALLY to piss Stan off.

Does Ford want dibs on something? Oldest gets first pick.

They're having a petty argument? Well, I'm the oldest so I'm right.

Even when Ford IS being sweet about something, making food or doing literally anything, he will manage to slip in a Don't Worry about it Stanley, that's just what Older Brothers do.

It drives Stan up the wall.

You guys ever rage bait your sibling? Ford is a MASTER. Ford has a PHD in slipping things into conversation just to make Stan mad enough to enact physical violence. Ford will say "When I was your age," and describe what he did 15 minutes ago. Ford will say his line, and then hold his face completely still as Stan's blood pressure rises. Its his favorite pastime.

Im just saying, use the younger/older brother stuff in fics, just ALSO use it in the way people use it, which is to drive your younger sibling into such a blind rage that they throw you off your shared boat straight into the coast of Greece because "Poindexter I swear, I will burn all your turtlenecks."

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One out of every twenty posts has no soul to speak of

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I've barely posted anything Bill and Shilo related it's a crime

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Based off two real customers I had lol

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Cats love to nibble sweet oats

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this 'being really tired after work' thing is really getting in the way of this 'pursuing my artistic hopes and dreams' thing has anyone else noticed this

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Bill goes back in time to the first Thanksgiving to take turkeys off the menu

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Yes he can! He just did it!

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Can I repost some of my Bill comics here

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Some Bills I liked

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why ur baby so ugly

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nothing is good anymore, thanks to the enemy

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DNI if you support: the enemy

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Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.

“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”