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Life is so beautiful 🥰

Love,

Martha

Other Martha,

Maybe we could kill some chickens sometime?? Or ‘pigs’ if you want something more satisfying

Dearest Furby,

ARE YOU FOR REAL??? WILL YOU FOR REAL LET ME??? I THOUGHT YOU WERE AGAINST MURDER ARE YOU FOR REALL???? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

YES,

MARTHA 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🥰🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩☺️🤩🤩🤩☺️☺️☺️🤩

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Other Martha,

Maybe we could kill some chickens sometime?? Or ‘pigs’ if you want something more satisfying

Dearest Furby,

ARE YOU FOR REAL??? WILL YOU FOR REAL LET ME??? I THOUGHT YOU WERE AGAINST MURDER ARE YOU FOR REALL???? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

YES,

MARTHA 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🥰🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩☺️🤩🤩🤩☺️☺️☺️🤩

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I am supposed to feel better 🤔😰

Im trying to be a better mother. Mainly that’s me staying out of Eric’s life. I drive into town for therapy every other week. I eat Normal Meat. I’m trying to be better and I do not feel good at all.

It’s not even Eric, I don’t think, and it’s not Loretta (god knows where she is, she ran away after I yelled at her for killing Marta.) I don’t think it’s anyone I know, something is just wrong with me and with this house and I BURNED. A DELIGHTFUL PEACH PIE. WHILE PUTTING IT IN THE OVEN. I DON’T DO THAT!! 🤬😖😫😰

What if I did more 🤔cocaine? 🤔🤔🤔

Love,

Martha 🥰

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I’ll cut a bitch if you need me to Marty

Dear other Martha,

Are you okay, dear furby? 😟🥺 I do not know much of what is happening, but landlord Marsha was being not nice to you and I am deeply sorry 💔💔💔 not sure what she did but I’m sure it was something terrible and evil that I have never done and would never do.

she is no longer welcome on my farm 🤬 in Kentucky 🤬 if you ever need someone to speak to or perhaps mail you a pie, know I am here ☺️

Be well 🥺

Love,

Martha 🥰

Thank you other Martha your support is greatly appreciated.

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🥳🥳🥳

Dear other Martha,

I saw you tell MY DARLING BOY 🥰 about your DNI and I’m So!!! Sorry!!!🥺 I very much have eaten both of those things my dear furby 🥺🥺🥺 it was a moment of weakness 🤣😅

Does this mean we aren’t friends anymore 😟 say we are still friends or I will Do Something 😟😟

Love,

Martha ☺️☺️☺️

It’s okay, you’re my BFF other Martha <3

I believe in second chances.

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Other Martha,

Would you like to come to my wedding?

We’re still trying to figure out a date and everything but it’s coming up soon!

YOU’RE GETTING MARRIED??? 🤩🤩🤩🤩

NORMALLY MARRIAGE IS TERRIBLE AND LOVE IS DEAD. ETC ETC. BUT NOT THIS TIME 🥰🥰🥰 MY BEST FURBY FOREVER IS GETTING MARRIED ☺️☺️ BOY OH BOY 🤩🥰❤️‼️‼️‼️

I WILL ATTEND I WILL BAKE SO MANY NYQUIL PIES I PROMISE YOU THIS.

Love,

Martha 🤩🤩

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NEVER AGAIN.

Dera followers

OH BABY!! Now that I know tgis is cocaine I know I have NOTTT been using it to its full potential. Holy shit. 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩the stars are so beautiful 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

LOVEMARTHA

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Dera followers

OH BABY!! Now that I know tgis is cocaine I know I have NOTTT been using it to its full potential. Holy shit. 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩the stars are so beautiful 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

LOVEMARTHA

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YOU’RE DOING COCAINE???

My most darling Martha Johnson bakes I am overjoyed to see you again it is an honor to have you back

During your absence I have been hibernating in my wet caves and I am now crawling back to dry land to see you once more

Oh how I have missed your gaze that incites the fear of ancient gods in my bones and your delicious pies that I have been suffering violent withdrawal symptoms from

🥧💍

PIE WIFE!! PWIFE!!

I am simply delighted to learn that you are well 🥰 the industrial fish tank plan unfortunately has backfired greatly but I assure you we will figure something out for your. Whatever you are. 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Also, I am so sorry!! I hope your withdrawal symptoms get better ❤️‍🩹 ☺️ I have been sprinkling my pans with flour from a large white brick Eric left in his room when he moved out ☺️ it is very good 🥰

Love,

Martha 💍

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Why would you call your mother that 🥺

If you want it back you have to come get it, I’m a little too Stabbed to drive right now 🥰🥰 my dear son 🥰🥰

But flour is cheap so I’m not sure why you’d want it so bad anyway 🤔

Love,

Mom ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

My most darling Martha Johnson bakes I am overjoyed to see you again it is an honor to have you back

During your absence I have been hibernating in my wet caves and I am now crawling back to dry land to see you once more

Oh how I have missed your gaze that incites the fear of ancient gods in my bones and your delicious pies that I have been suffering violent withdrawal symptoms from

🥧💍

PIE WIFE!! PWIFE!!

I am simply delighted to learn that you are well 🥰 the industrial fish tank plan unfortunately has backfired greatly but I assure you we will figure something out for your. Whatever you are. 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Also, I am so sorry!! I hope your withdrawal symptoms get better ❤️‍🩹 ☺️ I have been sprinkling my pans with flour from a large white brick Eric left in his room when he moved out ☺️ it is very good 🥰

Love,

Martha 💍

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ERIC ☺️☺️ so happy to hear from you my son ☺️ also die ☺️

Love,

Mom☺️

starting a collection "tweets that make me think of divorce". feel free to add

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I live on a farm in Kentucky 🥰

Love,

Martha ☺️☺️☺️

Hello other Martha!! We missed you!

You need to meet my other BFFF @marsha-landlord I think you guys would get along very well!!!

NOT EDIBLE FURBY!!!!! I MISSED YOU TOO!!! ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

This Marsha woman. Is she perhaps open 🤔 to omnivorous meat pies 🤔 hypothetically?

love,

Martha ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️☺️❤️

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My most darling Martha Johnson bakes I am overjoyed to see you again it is an honor to have you back

During your absence I have been hibernating in my wet caves and I am now crawling back to dry land to see you once more

Oh how I have missed your gaze that incites the fear of ancient gods in my bones and your delicious pies that I have been suffering violent withdrawal symptoms from

🥧💍

PIE WIFE!! PWIFE!!

I am simply delighted to learn that you are well 🥰 the industrial fish tank plan unfortunately has backfired greatly but I assure you we will figure something out for your. Whatever you are. 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Also, I am so sorry!! I hope your withdrawal symptoms get better ❤️‍🩹 ☺️ I have been sprinkling my pans with flour from a large white brick Eric left in his room when he moved out ☺️ it is very good 🥰

Love,

Martha 💍

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MARSHA (LANDLORD) WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY WALK IN FREEZER. PLEASE 🥰 IT IS VERY IMPRESSIVE AND IMPORTANT TO ME ☺️🥰☺️❤️☺️☺️🥰

LOVE,

MARTHA

Hello other Martha!! We missed you!

You need to meet my other BFFF @marsha-landlord I think you guys would get along very well!!!

NOT EDIBLE FURBY!!!!! I MISSED YOU TOO!!! ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

This Marsha woman. Is she perhaps open 🤔 to omnivorous meat pies 🤔 hypothetically?

love,

Martha ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️☺️❤️

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My beautiful wife, you have returned from the catacombs of life and back onto the hellsite, I'm so happy to see you alive and well 💞💞💞❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥💗💗💗

Love,

The One True Anon🦇🦇🦇☣️☣️☣️

MY BEAUTIFUL GRAY LOVER ❤️❤️❤️🥰☺️🥰❤️🥰☺️🥰❤️🥰☺️

You would not believe the bullshit that I have unfortunately been up to these past months 🤬 rest assured will tell you the minute I sew up this stab wound ☺️

Love,

Martha 💍

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Dear rats that have gotten inside my home, (???)

I can’t believe I never saw this ☺️ I love those funny yellow men on the background ❤️‼️‼️

I hate the divorce signs because they remind me of my BITCH EX WIFE 🤬🤬🤬 but it’s ok sweatie you did not know that 🥰

This would be on my cellular phone if I had one ☺️☺️ I make these posts from the 20 year old computer in the barn attic ☺️☺️ and text Eric on my Nokia ☺️☺️

Love,

Martha ❤️❤️

Croakerverse collages (idea stolen from @ionlyeatcomfortfood )

Characters (in order): @my-blue-birdie @le-petit-merle @sharpenyourclaws @strawberriesforcassie @marthajohnsonbakes @blissful-butcher

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Landlord Marsha,

What do you want the pie to contain ☺️ i am Not stingy about my food choice☺️ though i was raised primarily eating meat 🤔🥩🥰

My primary concern is whether or not you’re a snitch

Love,

Martha 🥰

Hello other Martha!! We missed you!

You need to meet my other BFFF @marsha-landlord I think you guys would get along very well!!!

NOT EDIBLE FURBY!!!!! I MISSED YOU TOO!!! ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

This Marsha woman. Is she perhaps open 🤔 to omnivorous meat pies 🤔 hypothetically?

love,

Martha ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️☺️❤️