animations are dubbed because kids don’t understand english and can’t read subtitles
and they don’t want to show the original version without having the dubbed version available because people are morons and would take their kids to see it, resulting in feelbad moments for everyone
it's an annual song contest arranged by the european broadcasting companies, where each nation tries to out-bombast everyone else and then they vote to see who did the best job
also, the whole thing has a huge gay following, which makes things hilarious because russia tries super hard to win (winner gets to host so it's a good opportunity for propaganda) but at the same time they hate the lgbt's
Love Love, Peace Peace - How to make a perfect Eurovision Song
not because i feel sorry for the people in those news items not because i feel bad for their florida folks but because it's not happening in maine i'd be so much happier reading the headlines in my brain if it was i could be thinking you da man, maine man
okay so it’s actually three minutes of silence. but anyway.
i don’t know how long you’ve given earthbound on your previous attempts but the game starts out slow. like reeeaaaallllyyyy slow
think pock in 2010 slow
no, slower than that
i went back to check chuggaaconroy’s let’s play of earthbound, and the “real” stuff starts happening right around part 25/99
that’s like three hours (and two bosses around three towns) into the game before anything other than setting the stage actually takes place
except you can add another hour or two for a first time playthrough to account for all the deaths and where-the-fuck-do-i-go-next
but it does get good from there on out
because then jeff comes in and saves the day
If you ever think a video game you’re playing is facetious, instead consider EarthBound:
About three quarters through the game, the player finds a weapon called the Casey Bat. It is the strongest weapon in the game by a large margin, so naturally the player will equip it to Ness instantly. What isn’t indicated, though, is that it has a 75% miss rate. Players are often bewildered by the fact that at a certain point in the game, Ness suddenly becomes incapable of hitting anything.
The player is at one point given the option to buy an egg. The egg does nothing. But it will randomly hatch into a chick without notifying the player. While a chick is in the player’s inventory, a beeping sound will play constantly. There is no indication of why this is happening.
A boss called the Clumsy Robot has a move where it eats a bolonge sandwich. The text prompt will say that it recovers an enormous, demoralising amount of HP from doing this. It actually does nothing. The text prompt is lying.
At one point the player is given the option to buy a machine from an inventor. They are told they need the machine to progress in the game. It is incredibly expensive. The machine isn’t needed for anything at all, and it breaks when you use it.
To get into one of the villains’ lair, you have to know the secret password. The secret password is five minutes of silence. You have to stand in front of the door into the lair for five minutes without doing anything, then you will be allowed in.
like we did with “the you-know-how you-know-who”, right
I need to become famous and well known so that when I make ironic or meta jokes, or I shitpost on Twitter (largely what I use it for), people won’t think I’m just some weirdo asshole.
yeah but
when you make harmless comments
some sjw will come and twist it into the worst insult ever
true story
I need to become famous and well known so that when I make ironic or meta jokes, or I shitpost on Twitter (largely what I use it for), people won’t think I’m just some weirdo asshole.
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