martitheevans

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hey its me im calling you about your dna sequencing yeauh the results came in.. yeah you might want to sit down before we get started

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I guess u can make gifs on tumblr now. Heres a meta knight figure on my desk

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From a state hearing in Texas

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im using my echolocation so i can get a good look at you

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might have to become a furry. wasn't interested before but my brain just spit out the worst fursona and i feel obligated to manifest it into existence. (she's a husky racefaking as a wolf for social media clout)

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wait u have a gf? how the fuck did you pull

I have many qualities

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drawing people i see in the city (57/?) (edit: my response)

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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

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Americans will really measure in any form of unit huh?

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do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

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none of you get laid be honest

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I'm going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators