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just met a three month old pomeranian named horchata. her paw was the size of my fingertip. she looked like half a dandelion fluff
#learning the original tag was PAT BRISSON?? FHDJSJAFJGIGIFKSJSJF BC JAKSNCJSJSJSBF#WGDJSJDJFJFJDJSJFJFJDJ GJDJAKAKSJRBFJFK
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now that jonny's back in the nhl i fear i have to start liberally blocking people again <\3
#some people hold more vitriol towards someone who was a teenager at the time than uh the literal abuser#and this is not to excuse or defend anyone in that room who remained silent#i just feel like this extreme hatred is just misplaced and performative#as someone who worked very closely with a lot of these players lmfao none of them are making it to heaven i'll say that much
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I've been horny. Obviously just in my abstract ways
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because i had a mighty need, xl gif size for xxl assets
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patrick calling luke “lukey” 🥹
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i need a jonny quote on how he can't wait to play against kaner for the first time with signature fond eyes asap
#wait i havent even thought about them playing against each other oh my god kms#i know we've had like 3 years to prepare for this and yet.
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i wish i could tell u guys about the insane throuple situation im in rn
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was at the doctors and during my appointment they were blasting coldplay at an insane volume so i couldn't concentrate on a single word that my doctor was saying just hoping he didn't tell me anything important. anyways i think they should collab with lana del rey, have u guys heard the super long intro to the hit single paradise? i think lana could feature really well on that song.
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the most important part of sports enjoyment is to learn how to eroticize failure and loss
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Wings bench reaction to Kaner's shoot out goal
DET at SEA | feb 4, 2025
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also sorry to sound horny but the way they filmed him putting on his elbow pads and gloves was like so softcore i was going crazyyyyy like the way he was tightening the straps and everythingggggggg
watching this interview btwn kaner and the hughes brothers and it's like wow he really was so beautiful..... just so blessed to have grown up watching him play, his hands are just magical. and i just love the nickname showtime, it's so obnoxious lmao but it really does suit him.
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Element 033 | Arsenic | Blackhawks, First Picks
Arsenic became known as "the inheritance powder"...
for @simmyfrobby's series
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watching this interview btwn kaner and the hughes brothers and it's like wow he really was so beautiful..... just so blessed to have grown up watching him play, his hands are just magical. and i just love the nickname showtime, it's so obnoxious lmao but it really does suit him.
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