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i was looking on the amiibo subreddit and

someone made a dabbing pikachu amiibo

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ARE THEY OKAY

LMFAO

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We can try it together!

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Team Instinct: “They’ll never find me in here”

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the inevitable conclusion

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Al would like to have a word with you, Solgaleo

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A moment of silence for those who could never see the light.

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intrusive thoughts while depressed: everyone hates you and is lying about liking you

intrusive thoughts while not depressed: AEIOU AEIOU AIEOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA UUUUUUU BRBRBRBRBRB AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JO H N MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MA

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somehow i always knew

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>ides of march 44 bce >be julius caesar >be going to the senate >remember some homeless soothsayer guy told me not to >eh.fresco >show up at the senate >this asshole cimber tries to get my attention >wont shut up about recalling his dumb brother from exile >tell him to fuck off for now >cimber grabs my toga and pulls me down >tell him what the fuck, this is violence >this other asshole casca stabs me >jupiter fuck that hurts >now everyone starts stabbing me >why >see my buddy brutus in the crowd and try to call out to him >he comes over and stabs me too >betrayal.fresco >ask him what the fuck >he says “i’m sorry caesar. it’s not that i loved you less, but that i loved updog more” >wat >ask him “brutus, what is updog?” >all of the assassins burst into laughter >just got murdered by my best friend and also fell for his terrible joke >should’ve listened to that soothsayer >mfw

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houndoom is my #1 fave so i had to jump on the subspecies bandwagon