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Oh my god the FATWS intro got leaked guys

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My aesthetic?

The most intricately crafted dining plate, handpainted, molded in a furnace, marbled with gold and silver, exactly 16 and 3/4 inches in diameter; and on it A single Pringle, cut in half diagonally

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The worst kind of sad is the ‘top sad to listen to my favorite song so I have to skip it’ sad

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So I finally started the 6th season of agents of shield

Are you really telling me that YoYo Still isn’t getting a break

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- Fourteen million, six hundred and five…

- One.

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I took a walk with my dog and cried the whole time. I threw a lean cuisine in the microwave and had a breakdown while it was heating up. I cried in my car on the way to the bank. I’m really sad right now. But if I’m gonna be sad I’m gonna be productive sad. Because my sad ass doesn’t really want to exercise or eat or do the things I need to do but I’m gonna do them because one day I’m not gonna be sad anymore and I wanna be healthy on that happy day.

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Honestly the Area 51 memes are the only thing keeping this nation together at this point

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damn during the snap in the mcu u could’ve murdered someone and like…burned their body and be like :/ guess they got snapped lmao

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every marvel fan has a list of mcu characters they simply do not give two flying fucks about and that’s just facts

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y’all remember that time Captain America laughed at Superman for eating cookies at the oscars

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The only young Keanu Reeves is Keanu Reeves himself I’m glad we got that settled

every 20 year old white dude getting an arts degree thinks hes young Keanu Reeves. but they’re not. you hear me, Matthew? you’re not Keanu. youll never be Keanu. now wash your fucking hair

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Shout out to me for making it through another day

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Natasha Romanoff was twisted, abused, undone, and lived a very brutal, very savage life. She was a monster.

She looked at that, she looked at what she was.

And it turned her into a person who makes dumb jokes about Steve being a fossil. Someone who is constantly trying to get her 90 year old friend a date. Someone who tirelessly works to make up for every debt she owes. Someone who always tells people that it’s not their fault when bad things happen. Someone who actively puts herself in harm’s way armed with nothing but a jumpsuit and a gun in order to protect innocent people while giant green rage monsters and demigods and super-soldiers surround her.

How do you not make a fucking movie about that.

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