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Tony and Peter going on vacation to a luxury resort

@starkerfestivals Bingo 2025: At the resort

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THE AVENGERS 2012, dir. [REDACTED]

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DEADPOOL VS WOLVERINE 2024, dir. Shawn Levy

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Peter and Tony getting married

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Peter is definitely Tony’s favourite intern 🖤

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There’s been a problem with Tony’s car so now Tony has to take the subway for the first time in his life

And if he’s honest he hates everything about it: it’s loud and inexplainibly sticky, there’s too many people and a general lack of manners with loud music and loud talking and overall it’s just a bad experience

But there’s also a really pretty young man doing complex equations next to Tony

And Tony never believed in love at first sight but after seeing him he actually might

He thinks that will be it when the man leaves the subway at a station Tony is pretty sure means he goes to college there. But then Tony can’t forget him until he finally gives in to his creepy urges and starts finding out when the man rides the train usually just so Tony can see him again

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everyone always makes Peter this sweet, innocent angel who's never had sex and as much as i love an innocence kink, i need more of slut Peter. Peter who's slept around with people from his school before and everyone wants a piece of his cute self. Peter who 'jokingly' seduces Tony constantly just to see the man's smirk and quick retort. Peter who sleeps with another Avenger to make Tony jealous when Tony refuses to make a move. Peter who is more than eager to show off the hickeys someone left on him just to watch Tony's jaw tick.

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Vampire lovers crashing a masquerade ball in order to find their next meal

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Peter pretends to be fine with essentially being Tony’s mistress

With being loved only behind closed doors. In private spaces of all kinds

Tony loves him loudly and proudly. It’s just hidden behind doors so really it shouldn’t matter

And he thinks he does a really good job of pretending in front of Tony but also in front of himself

One random day they’re lying in a hotel bed, Tony spooning him from behind with his face hidden in Peter’s shoulderblades, when Tony whispers „would you still want me if… if everything changed? If Pepper wasn’t there?“

And Peter wants to turn around to see Tony’s face. To see what he’s actually talking about. To see what the right answer is.

But Tony is holding him tight like he’s scared of the answer too so all Peter can do is whisper „I will always want you“ into the dark emptiness in front of him

Still, he’s taken of guard when the news break a few days later, that Tony Stark is filing for divorce from his wife and CEO Pepper Potts

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Peter: what’s the point of having a rich older boyfriend if I’m not spending spring break drunk on a beach getting loved on?

Tony: okay. A lot to unpack here. First of all, where did this petulant sugar baby thing come from? Not that it’s not insanely hot I just have some questions. Second, you can’t get drunk. Third of all, two moths ago I said “hey babe do you want to go somewhere for spring break?” And you said “nah, I have to catch up on some work and I kinda just wanna relax and deflate” and I said “you can relax and deflate on a beach in the pacific and do work in a 10k a night villa where sharks come up to the porch” and you laughed and kept fucking typing on your computer. Now I can book us a flight for, say 2 hours from now and get the most out of the next 6 days but-

Peter: no I know don’t do that- Friday stop looking for flights. I was just Instagram jealous

Tony: babe you have no reason to be jealous of a bunch of kids who flew coach to Miami you wanna post something on Instagram to make them jealous you’ve got a whole camera roll

Peter: you know, the sassy sugar daddy thing is actually doing it for me too

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Age of Ultron - Wanda

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My favorite thing about J. Jonah Jameson is that he just hates Spider-Man. He supports mutants and doesn't hate enhanced people. He's not racist, sexist, homophobic, or transphobic. He just hates Spider-Man. And I'm half convinced that he's faking for the publicity.

He'd probably get pissed if he hears someone hating on Spider-Man for being enhanced.

"Spiderman isn't a menace because he can climb walls! He's a menace because he's climbing walls without a license or safety equipment! He's setting a bad example!"

"I just want you to know that you that your identity as an enhanced person is valid. Your identity as Spiderman is trash."

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We used to make posts about loki on here

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"nobody was injured during the accident at the premier of Marvelslop3000 because only two people bought tickets to it" sounds like a joke and yet