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peter retaliating against “baby monitor protocol” by changing the names of Tony’s Iron Man protocols

“hey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over there”

“Old Man Bifocals protocol activated, Boss”

“what the fuck did you just say to me”

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Superfamily IG💛

Can we agree that Tony and Steve would name one of their daughters Peggy? Yes? Ok.

Also, credits to avengerswindgirl here on tumblr for the original family pic, I just added Lexi/Morgan!

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so morgan stark finds an old flip phone while snooping around and manages to dial the only number on it and poor steve almost gets cardiac arrest thats it thats the headcanon

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happy father’s day to the only dads in the mcu, tony stark and scott lang

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me: i love all the avengers equally!!

also me:

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my name is carol

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“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

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instead of studying, i complied these gifs at 6 am for no reason at all

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i want to see the avengers play cards against humanity and i want to see them all slowly realizing that steve has the most fucked up sense of humor out of all of them

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imagine if the avengers had actually discussed the plan for more than an hour, and found out from nebula that you have to sacrifice what you love most to get the soul stone (basically a soul for a soul), and steve volunteered himself for the mission. face to face with the red skull, he’s asked if he’s willing to make the sacrifice, to lose what’s important to him. steve replies, “go ahead and try. i’ve already lost everything else.” after its done, steve just laughs and says, “that’s all?”

& steve makes it back alive with the stone. he makes it back to the avengers compound. they don’t recognize him at first, but once they see past the change in structure and size, its obvious. they ask what happened, and he replies “a soul for a soul”. he gave up captain america, let him go once and for all, and that was enough.  

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“Avengers assemble....this jigsaw puzzle!” will never not be funny.

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Captain America lunch boxes are good for carrying sandwiches, apple slices, and also A SENSE OF JUSTICE.

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sam explaining to dr strange that he HAS to open the portal on steve’s left so he can make a joke:

dr strange: