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rewatching captain america winter soldier after a few years and its really insane to me that the first time we meet sam hes instantly making steve laugh and sympathizing w him like possibly no one else has done despite knowing him for two minutes tops i love him a lot

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nimonisms :-)

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new m/m ship drops -> people make one million meta posts about how actually the love between these characters is the most true and important and beautiful thing in the world -> the m/m ship is all you ever see when scrolling the tag -> phase lasts anywhere from three months to about a year -> the fans move on to the hot new actual most true and beautiful and important love between men in all the world elsewhere in a different fandom -> your ship is nothing more than shovelware -> you have nothing interesting to say about the actual source material -> this too will be forgotten -> you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing

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i was playing pokemon blue on stream earlier at 350% speed and i got to thinking

what if the reason nobody in the pokemon world has any good teams is because its considered a dick move to have a proper team comp

like culturally everyone is like “haha pick the pokemon you want! if you’re happy with three geodudes, thats you and your life!” and then you’re supposed to just have a friendly battle with any other pokemon trainers and whatever pokemon they just happen to have

like the average trainer is probably just walking around with a growlithe because that’s their pet, or a hiker has three geodudes because the geodudes help him with hiking. and if this pet owner and geodude hiker meet, you’re supposed to have a friendly battle but nothing too serious

now imagine the 10 year old kid that has six pokeballs on their belt comes up. you’re like “haha, we’ll have a friendly battle!” and you throw out your geodude 

and they throw out a fucking gyarados, and it one-shots your geodude 

and then you throw out your pidgey you have because the pidgey helps you navigate mountains because you’re a hiker

and then electricity crackles around the gyarados and a thunderbolt flies off of this giant dragon and evaporates your pidgey 

so you’re down to your last pokemon. you tell them you’re gonna send out your bulbasaur. the ten year old is like “oh okay in that case i’m gonna pull out my vulpix.” like not only is this kid walking around with an amped-up super dragon, but theyve also got multiple pokemon specifically for making type advantage counter-picks?

this kid’s a fucking asshole! really, kid? what are you trying to prove here? this is a friendly match between strangers for fun! why are you composing real-ass competitive teams? what a fucker! 

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Fanon Tim: skipped two years, no friends, bullied

Canon Tim: did not skip any years, only liked to go to school to socialize with his gazillion friends, told jocks to try to beat him up and they laughed and told him he's cool

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THE GREAT – S2E10 "Wedding"

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when you listen to a song and it gives you inspiration to daydream an answer to the plot hole in the story building inside your head

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big day for tumblr sexyman enjoyers and weird fags everywhere

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I’m currently dying over this i have no idea why i find this funny

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Your honor, they were watering down my favorite character and not letting them be a jerk.

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KPOP Demon Hunters Spoilers with no context

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Windswept I'll never get tired of making Princess Mononoke fanart. Still my favorite movie of all time

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this is actually request 88 but i know you guys liked it last time so i wanted to show you... more parent moshang to baby song lan... the request was for sqh (or mbj) doing fatherly things with song lan, and i initially thought of the baseball joke but then wanted to get a little more tender, so... ice fishing and napping were added!

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blue and magenta!

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I'm calling the whole Batfandom so we can sit down by the fire & discuss why y'all insist on making the sole black member of the core Bat-Family a straight ally, because it is suspicious ngl.

I'm encouraging you to comment your reasonings, because I'd love to know what is up, cause even if you make him straight you could atleast have made him trans or enby, so I want to know why is Duke regaled to the token cishet cheerleader of the BatFam.