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LMFAO Mesut says ”SIKTIR GIT YAAA!” in Turkish which means ”FUCK OFF!” or ”FUCK OFF MAN!”

OMG I CAN’T EVEN AHAHHA!

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Do you think Loki would wear that helmet in bed? Tom: Oooh, in a horny way?

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CONFESSION #5

Submitted by; eatprayplay

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1.Get papers for marriage license and fill them out

2.Hire a priest

3.Dress them up as your friend

4. Meet your future husband (i.e. concert, strolling through their hometown, crawling out from under their bed)

5.Get your priest to slowly whisper standard vows, so your future husband won’t...

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You wanna be Loki?

FUCK YEAH. I REGRET NOTHING.

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Me getting arrested

Policeman: Anything you say can and will be held against you

Me: Mario Gomez

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Hummels, bread and Nutella ;)

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Месут #_#

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“Football is easy if you are crazy as hell”

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Favourite Bromances - Mesut Özil & Sami Khedira

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zlatan.

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Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

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Today I saw a slave become more powerful than the Emperor of Rome.

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