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uh oohhh forgot to wipe down the cutting board from last night before cutting up strawberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries

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found a baby turtle in my sewer and used AI aging techniques to work out what it would look like as an adult and used google reverse image search to find images of its parents who were in a nature documentary in 2017 and used harsh economic sanctions to encourage them not to lose their baby in the sewer again

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Mods are asleep post Keith Haring DJ Dog

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Today's Seal Is: Peeking So Nicely

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Today's Seal Is: HAH!

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My awesome belly

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everyone say thank you to transgender women

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yo im 4 year old rapper. my names napkin. and i just got sign, to pickles records

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Never give in to the flat tummy propaganda

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getting home is so epic it's like lol i'm home