Poirot: Hastings, do you want to try my dick?
Hastings: *bombastic sideeye*
Poirot: A dick. Inspector Japp showed me it once. I was a bit concerned about it at first. But after trying it I changed my mind. It's delicious,and with the special cream it tastes even better!
Hastings: *criminal offencive sideeye*
Poirot: *shows a spotted dick pudding he just baked*
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after all this years... thank you all for following my tiny blog. I'm really grateful for this!
it's been a while since I last posted something here, but I'm going to change it soon and bring the blog back to its original glory ✨
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Poirot admiring his interwoven socks. (After my favourite Leyendecker sock advertisement.)
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I watch Poirot for these gems
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More on cat poirot!
Anthropomorphic character version
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It is one of your British peculiarities, to read the newspaper upside down?
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