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Relating to Jess... again...

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can’t say i liked the episode but i liked this girlboss!! good to see her again 🍭

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@tex-now

ii season 1 shenanigans

(og below)

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Percy commission ✨🧡🐱

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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i wish there was an animal that could see radio waves so I could transmit that i love them and every one on earth would know it

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Vixen is like the best word there is. it's got a V and an X in it and both of those are extremely fun letters to say. it sounds both like some sci-fi shit and some magic fantasy shit. it has two meanings and theyre sexy woman and foxgirl respectively. i dont think we can do better than this

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"ouhhhh" is a different emotion from "ough" which is a different emotion from "augh" which is a different emotion from "wough". I could go on. and these all convey different feelings depending on spelling variation and how many "h"s you add at the end too

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“false rape cases are ruining men’s lives” my brother even real rape cases aren’t ruining men’s lives

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STOP IT WITH LABUBU!!! STOP IT WITH YOUR PLASTIC SLOP!!!!! STOP!!!

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get me a spoon

Oh how I yearn for a simpler time, when a young man would simply give his paramour an intricately crafted wooden spoon to show his affection and ability to provide for their future family, especially if they ever ran out of spoons

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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.

I had to consult a chart for this

*edit - the chart did not help, I'm shit at maths (see my reblog), if your height is not included please feel free to vote based on vibes alone into whichever category closest to your height feels right

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You are now trapped in the last movie you watched with the last person you texted. How’s it going?

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saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works