call me mar!! ~~ she/her ~~ 19 ~~ silly little grub in the soil!
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead
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When you have enough space in the cage everywhere, but the best is to lie in the grids.
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to all y'all surviving a workplace built for someone else: you did enough this week actually, you did too much rest like it’s your job
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"Too lazy to get up and grab my wallet" is a load-bearing personality flaw, easily curbing at least 55% of my ill-advised spending. Which is why I treat "accidentally memorizing my credit card number" like a national security threat
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Local guy sits in front of the fan for literally 2 hours so it can occasionally blow on his face
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