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behold! sockeye salmon

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Friend group chats are fun. Today one of my friends, who keeps pet crayfish, found babies in a tank that was supposed to be a males only. No choice but to empty out the whole tank to fish out the babies of unknowable origins. But lo and behold, there was a culprit: one teeny tiny little female had somehow escaped containment, evidently specifically going out of her way to break into this all male tank to get railed by like 15 males twice her size. Possibly completely different breed, too. Monsterfucker supreme.

So for a good solid hour or so, the whole group chat was focused on. slutshaming this one specific little crustacean. With like 300 babies.

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fellas is it just me or has job hunting gotten worse

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food does not have moral value....... food does not have moral value.......is there anybody out there... hello.can anybody hear me.... you need carbohydrates to live.... can somebody help me.... hello.......

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Be honest do you think that actually learning things in high school is important

yeah dude or else youre gonna be that coworker people post about

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Having a fursona is not inherently sexual. In the current social climate I see it like having a business card.

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High five from Uni! :3

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Baby had some couch time.

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people will see a fictional guy who hates himself and hates everything associated with being a man and who has denied himself every pleasure in life and whose character arc is all about feeling trapped and stuck in a role he doesn't want but doesn't realize yet he can break free of and who isn't given autonomy to make his own decisions (either by himself or by others), and then headcanon them as transmasc instead of transfem

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Big jackets (everybody cheers)

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it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

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youll go to restaurants with your friends of 10 years and accidentally stay until closing because youre so engrossed in one another, then wonder why societal expectations say you wont be happy until you find someone to be "more" than "just" friends with. maybe someday i'll find The One, but if you think im letting small talk with tinder dates get in the way of slipping back into hearts and minds that grew alongside mine until we were all us-shaped? well then. youre just another person who doesnt get me at all