Problematic Fave
Zulema Zahir
This motherfucker
aka MY WIFE
She’s beauty she’s grace she’ll shoot you in the face.
Ride or die until she’s not, then you are fucked.
Hardcore as fuck.
Wild™ and Evil™
So much sass I can’t even.
International criminal.
Wants to scape from prison so badly.
Will do ANYTHING to be free. And I mean anything.
Survived a lot of shit, honestly.
Her teenage years were sad af.
Ran away from her home and family when she was really young because they wanted her to marry an “Old man, a pig, with two other wives.”
Considers a sassy romani girl her sister.
Highkey feminist.
“Neither gadji, romani, muslim or christian. Here, we are all women and owners of ourselves.”
Has zero time for your homophobia.
Wanted to kill a rapist, I 150% support her.
Hates 80% of men.
Had a love story à la Bonnie and Clyde.
Doesn’t do drugs for pleasure.
Is a mess when she does drugs.
Loves her pet scorpion.
Makeup on point.
Drama queen.
“I’m the elf from the fucking Hell”
She once threw mashed potatoes to another inmate. Multiple times.
So, so, SO intelligent. Also likes classical music.
“Do you think I’m Hannibal fucking Lecter?”
Sings really well.
“Yalla yalla Habibi, yalla yalla tenam.”
She’s muslim and loves Christmas.
Pretty even when she cries.
Zulema in a miniskirt deserves 666k gifs and posts.
REALLY done with everybody and everything during season 2.
The local police hates her, she laughs in their face. Multiple times.
Negotiates another inmate’s life, on the phone with the inmate’s father.
Bargains a girl’s life for a bar of chocolate.
I thought she was the only real straight character but after a scene in 2x08… Yeah, that shit wasn’t straight at all, fight me.
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chapter 916: a great sumo match in the wano country
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The fact that Robin isn’t considered one of the scariest and strongest members of the straw hats is the most insulting thing.
She can and HAS twisted the necks of rooms of people to INSTANTLY kill them. Shes done that! Remember when shes done shit like that???
She can hold whole ARMIES against the floor, immobilizing them.
Giant legs to stamp on things? Yes. She does that.
She could grow her fingers sneakily onto peoples hands, knocking out their weapons without them even realizing.
She could probably lift an entire ship? Onto land? And carry it across? Like crossing the Red Line should be NO FUCKING ISSUE for her???
I don’t mind her taking a back-seat in alot of fights. She is an archeologist, shes probably sick and tired of having to resort to violence through her whole life.
But when shit hits the fan, when they are in a pinch, she SHOULD be their ULTIMATE trump card. She SHOULD be clearing the path, bringing whole wars to a standstill so her captain can get where he wants to go.
Why doesn’t this happen? Shes easily one of the most powerful paramecia devils - and one of the most powerful of all devils.
tldr, Nico Robin should be their ultimate crowd-control, their ninja-assassin, their ultimate trump in their biggest pinches.
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Kit Harington and John Bradley in London.
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The dragons are my children.
They’re the only children I’ll ever have.
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shoutout to the genuinely nice girls who tell u ur hair looks good or ask where u got ur jeans from or gently let u know if u have lipstick on ur teeth…..u make the world a better place
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