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“average person eats 1 small rock a day" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Rocks Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 30,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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making new account!! :3

I barely posted anything here but my Gmail got hacked, so I'm moving to a new account named "masmelo-the-grub"!

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i hate you private jets i hate you bitcoin i hate you cars that go 200 mph i hate you golf parks i hate you yachts i hate you huge mansions with a pool i hate you luxery resorts i hate you exessive wealth causally killing the planet and using up ressources we all need

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Guys. Guys please. We have to remember that protagonist is not a stand in word for hero and antagonist is not a stand in word for villain. Please. We learned this in middle school. The protagonist is the character the audience follows. The antagonist is the character who is working against the protagonist.

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Pls tell me no one pointed this out before me

It's like a game of spot the difference

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it is so. cold. in my house. we dont have a heater and i can see my breath.

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没活了🤔

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ENA SWING BBQ!!!

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12 really does feel like the universal traumatic age for everyone. Like one day we were all 11. Then something happened to us

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I always loved this specific expression of his for no particular reason it’s just so effing funny

It’s the most little cartoon guy face. Everything and nothing is going on in that head at the same time.

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the popularity of GIR always kind of bugged me because while he is entertaining as fuck, he's also largely a reactive character so there is a limit to what you can have him do. if theres no one else around he'll most likely just sit and watch tv and eat snacks, which is cute but not necessarily funny

meanwhile, you can put ZIM into literally any situation and it'd be goddamn hilarious. consider:

ZIM accidentally sends the tallest a letter bomb

ZIM tells a random stranger about his day

ZIM builds and launches a missle at the white house, except due to a misunderstanding, he ends up sending it to a random house that is white

ZIM goes to the dmv

the possibilities are endless

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Invader Zim episode except it's just the plot of the second part of money game 2

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The Amazing Digital Carnival - (Comic #7)

kofi🃏|| Masterpost || Previous

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I don’t know if this posted or not

TW: sensitive topics like dr#g use!!!!!!!!! And also she’s got no shirt

Stupidella fanart ‼️‼️🙏🔥

Shes so me (no she isn’t)

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i can’t believe i missed zim day but i do have some funnies brewing in my evil cauldron i hope this isn’t outdated