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Cumming is so fun #dontkillyourself

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Sex is cool but what if we spent time getting to know each other and laughing at dumb shit?

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one thing about me i’m gone take a nap

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*looks at books* too tired for you *looks at films* too tired for you *looks at art supplies* too tired for you *eyes fall on tumblr* oho ho

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what she wants is a 6 paragraph essay on how you’ve been obsessed with her since the moment you met

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I missed my fellow pervs and also posting my horny stream of consciousness

Soooo hi, hello, I’m back I guess?

submissive-scorpio ➡️ sub-scorpio ➡️ lavender-scorpio ➡️ scorpio-blushing

Pls reblog this so I can find my old mutuals 💕

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Some more, mostly for me to remember as these are hilarious to look back on (recently did another one of these with my team):

• I’m a horse girl

(I am kinda terrified of horses, mostly heights. But also, have you seen a horse??)

• My favorite snack is a pickle

(gag gag gag GAG, fuck ya cucumbers)

• I’ve written a book

(I’m creative, but not that creative)

• I want to go sky diving before I die

(SCARY, NO)

I will stand on loving that I am just some mysterious creature that my coworkers know nothing about. Let the lore continue.

what I’ve learned today is that my coworkers know nothing about me (success) but their first impressions of me are:

• I grew up on a farm/in the country

(I grew up in a city)

• I love country music

(gag)

• I haven’t really traveled much, possibly never been on a plane

(I’ve been to 23 states, lived in three, and so far have visited three different countries)

• I am vegan or might have been vegan

(I went vegan for 3-6 months b/c I was broke/didn’t know what was making me sick all the time, so they kinda had it right? Sorta?)

Play two truths and a lie anonymously, it’s pretty hilarious.

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i’m a slut for moose tracks iykyk

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cuteness is so important to me... if we don't have cute and fun things anymore then we don't have anything

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I love that earthy smell after it rains

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